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he’s running to beat your ass

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a haunting face

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girl unhinge ur jaw

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“The ocean is full of mysterious and disturbing creatures” WRONG!!!!!!

MERMAN YAOI!!!!

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Cannibalistic cops who try to arrest people regularly because they then haul them back to the police station to cook and eat them. The hungrier they get, the more eager they become to make an arrest, arresting their victims for increasingly minor offenses. If they get hungry enough, they will frame their target for armed robbery, shoot them "in self defense" and then begin to eat them on the spot.

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Fuck it.

Untwink the elves.

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Happy year of the snake with my boy Noctine 🐍✨

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I just got a reply by someone who apparently namesearches racism (to argue against it existing), sex work (to argue it shouldn't exist), and factorio (to argue for it).

do people just roll dice to pick their three hills to die on?

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Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

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Well, I caved. Here’s my mad lad, Abott.

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art of my newest dnd guy platinum

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there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me