ARCHIVIST:
Martin, please, I feel terrible. Please just let me in. Martin, I miss you. Martin, I just want to… Let me in, please. Just tell me what I can do. Just tell me, please.
MARTIN:
[angrily] You miss me? How could you miss me? Wow. I’m so grateful, this instant, I feel so welcome.
ARCHIVIST:
[weepy] I do! I love you!
MARTIN:
[furious] Get over yourself! You’ve never thought about me! You never liked me! I’m not important to you! You don’t even know my birthday, Jon! You don’t know me! Don’t you dare miss me!
[MUFFLED SOBBING FROM THE ARCHIVIST, DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
MARTIN:
[shaky] Are you crying? S-s-stop crying. Please stop crying.
ARCHIVIST:
I…
MARTIN:
[stumbling] What are you doing? OH! OH! There you are. There you are. You’re… very warm.
ARCHIVIST:
[breaking apart] Your birthday is March second.
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