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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon
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sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.
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post-431 conversation
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convinced my 10 y/o nephew to watch naruto and he sent me this i'm screaming
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One of the worst things about UK heat is that people from other countries don't believe u when u talk about how bad it is because you'll be dying from the heat and when they ask u how hot it is you're like it's 30°C
#ive been to phoenix az in the summer before so im not crazy#uk heat is just different#especially bcus houses are made to keep heat plus no ac so theres no escape#like why is the heat so muggy here#uk
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Having to write a difficult chapter is just me repeatedly going "urghrgh... they should invent a fic that writes itse-- *remembers AI* they should not invent a fic that writes itself"
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Do you like to read? If yes, put your current/most recent book in the tags!
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I used to but dont anymore
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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes





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walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone's grandpa
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.
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im two weeks late to this but i would like to look at this panel for a second with everyone
when it dropped i was seeing people repeatedly crop this to only deku and bakugou or including shouto with the caveat that “shouto is being a good friend letting deku and bakugou bond (without interjecting)” as if he isn’t a part of the “we” in question here
aside from the fact that that’s a bit of a wild take to have on a singular panel showing only a snippet of conversation… katsuki mentions remedial lessons and house arrest. not just house arrest. he’s referencing both his house arrest with izuku as well as his supplementary course with shouto. so when deku says “unlike WE were” … the WE is all of them. shouto is in fact a consideration in this dialogue guys… they are ALL bonding. it is not deku and bakugou bonding and shouto standing idly by as a “good friend allowing them to bond” (which is a crazy take btw)
it’s cool to celebrate bakugou and deku getting to work together but god forbid all three of them be friends at the same time am i right
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