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Fluttershy was a bad boy

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Porcellio pyrenaeus

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confronting wounds

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love this animals the ipod

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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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The Bat Pony is admiring a fine display of vegetables.

At the Cornwall Show, in England.

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Blunt horse trauma

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In a watsup group with a bunch of people don’t know what a fear

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Aaaaaa public transport is both the best and worst thing ever what do you mean I can travel across the country being driven by someone for cheap but also aaaaaa hot and sticky

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Silver Glow went to see the "Designing Terry Pratchett’s Discworld – 30 Years of Paul Kidby’s Illustrations" exhibition at Weston Museum.

In Somerset, England.

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Stenoniscus nestori

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Its been a month, daddy

We really really miss you

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Something something stupid au of Paul from the musical escaping Pokey by replacing a Paul from another universe where he died something swinging

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July 5th, 2025. The day The Muppet Joker croaked.

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When Abel’s brother exaggerates

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Strawberry Frogs that I've knit🐸🍓