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Someone said princess is as strong as hollyberry and I agree

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I always had the though of Dark Choco going to Lychee's island, searching for the power to save his kingdom and instead be tricked by her with the cursed sword, maybe once he went there he didn't manage to go to the Ivory dragon island and the main reason why i think that is when Bell flower and Alchemist are reading the scrolls there is this one part where it says what each dragon does, and mentions that 'dark clouds' go with Lychee everywhere like the ones of dark choco

YEAH EXACTLY. We don’t know much about lychee yet but that does sound like something the dragon who manipulates darkness would do. pull the strings towards the path of darkness.

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Not to tear down your Herb Cookie Jesus moment but every time someone mentions Jesus in the Cookie Run universe I always think about how there was an actual Jesus Cookie in the comics. It's just so funny how bizzare it is?? Like it doesn't even look real

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I think. Vampire would very much like Jesus cookie.

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sure cats 2019 is an abomination unto the lord and should never have existed, but I don’t think any of you were prepared for the absolute hell that would have been unleashed on us all if it had been good. there would have been catsonas. there would have been so much nsfw cats fanart. a dangerous rift in the veil between furries and non-furries would have been created with no way to seal it again. there would have been new and terrible kinds of discourse we’ve never even seen before and now mercifully never will.

this was for the best.

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hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

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Every line in this video is iconic

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Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did

Prince Phillip kickin' it

That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?

Wandavision finale

The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas

Kardashian-West divorce

Grimes-Musk breakup

Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there

Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???

Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs

Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family

The Boat In The Suez Canal

Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason

The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme

Sea shanties took over TikTok

The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless

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My friend is telling me about guy he dated who was some hyper credentialed expert in nuclear science and was constantly getting turned down for jobs and people told him hey it’s probably your very explicit sex/kink Instagram publicly available under your real name and he said yeah probably but this is how I want to live my life

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i dont have the strengrh to finish coloring the rest of the comic rn (3am) but i need everyone to know that the last panel is the best kiss ive drawn in awhile. so prepare

Zzzzz

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Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.

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I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

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Besides Adrien is way to fruity to date anyone aroace king B)

List of Salt-Coated Reasons Why Adrien is Marinette’s Endgame Love Interest and Not Luka

- Adrien has the cat miraculous (to play on the “opposites attract”/”yin yang” aesthetic) based on him passing a test that most decent people and all good people would’ve passed.

- Juleka is Luka’s sister, meaning Lukanette endgame would force the writers to give more attention to their lesbian ship and thus make it even more noticeable that Rose and Juleka haven’t kissed yet.

- Marinette’s crush on Luka makes her happy and comfortable around him, meaning the show could no longer use her as their “comedic” punching bag with her humiliating herself around Adrien.

- The writers believe that being incapable/refusing to let someone go because they “love” them is more romantic than letting someone go because they love them.

- Luka’s crush didn’t define Marinette as a character, thus the writers would have to actually focus on all of her creative aspects and hobbies (again, this would make her happy and that’s a bad thing).

- Adrien is rich and blond. Luka has a part-time job and a “bad boy” appearance.

- The predictable trend of “female lead gets with male lead” continues, similarly to the trend of “the first crush has to be their true love.”

- Adrien wants Ladybug, Marinette is Ladybug, and Adrien gets what Adrien wants. The fact that Adrienette endgame does not benefit Marinette in any emotionally-driven way that Luka does not already provide is proof of this.

- Adrien is on the moral high ground and needs to teach Marinette important lessons about not being happy that her bully is gone as well as not calling out liars, whereas Luka snuck into a TV station with Marinette so they could defend their music/designs; he’s a “bad influence!”

- They’re “meant to be,” as any normal show would’ve roasted Chat to the moon and back for that line in “Oblivio;” not doing so is evidence that Chat is “correct” and thus the show sees no reason to disagree with him.

- Marinette has to make a mistake in every episode as per the show’s rules, and having said mistake relate back to her crush on Adrien is the easiest way to do so.

- Similarly, without the Adrien crush, Adrien would not be mentioned as frequently as he is, with the writers admitting that they have him be brought up so as to “not lose him for too long.” Adrien is not close enough to Marinette for him to appear via them interacting on a normal basis, and thus the Adrien crush must exist to remind the audience that Adrien is breathing somewhere in Paris.

- Adrien is “perfect” and thus Luka is “unable to compete with him,” so why would Marinette dare want anyone else? (How Luka and Adrien compare in actuality doesn’t matter.)

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My horse Squidward loves the water so I took her out to a river to swim and she got so excited she shoved her whole fat dumb head underwater which I have literally never seen a horse do before

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Save some time and just call me awesome.