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Yennefer!

This is probs one of my fav pieces

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"Silence. All eternity in the silence.

Beltane… Fires all the way to the horizon…"

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Every TAD song be like:

Joey songs: My anxiety is literally killing me but I'll feel a little better screaming at God about it

Madeleine songs: RIP TEAR REND KILL I'LL DIG MY NAILS INTO THE DIRT AFTER I SCRATCH YOUR HEART OUT OF YOUR CHEST

Joey and Madeleine songs: the most tender, heart-wrenching love story you've ever heard OR this party fucking sucks and I want to go home

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'Dandelion,' the Witcher sighed, now genuinely tired. 'You're a cynic, a lecher, a womaniser and a liar. And there's nothing, believe me, nothing complicated about that. Goodnight.'

My artwork for The Witcher zine <3 VK | Instagram | Telegram

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Based on that one tweet (see below)

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willingly blinded, she tempts the day in

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"She was warm and smelt like a wet sparrow" vs " ugly duckling"

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Happy 10th anniversary, The Witcher 3!

This game is what inspired me to get into landscape painting more seriously. Here are the related landscapes I've painted throughout the years :)

all available as prints

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Some fanart based this wonderful fanfic!

I really love when characters are given actual consequences for their injuries <33

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So i finally watched the witcher and im obsessed with jaskier so i guess thats what ill be drawing for the next year

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Happy 10 Years of killing monsters anniversary VK | Instagram | Telegram

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pick up your banjo

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so my sister wondered “Is Dandelion supposed to look that pretty? And boy-ish?” Hell yeah he is! He’s my fair-haired baby boy. And Geralt’s my grumpy old fuck. I mean, they met when Dandelion wasn’t even 20 and Geralt probably smth about 60 so… not my fault. 

Also I’d like everyone to know that the ribbon in Geralt’s hair is from Dandelion.

references: pose (bc Zach McGowan would make a great Geralt!), background

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Yennefer and her boyfriend's boyfriend, who is also her boyfriend.

(image description: Dandelion and Yennefer from The Witcher, sitting on some steps in a garden and flirting, trees and mountains in the background.)

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“Just between us, don't do what you did during supper last time in front of her again.” “You mean when I threw my fork at that rat?”  “No. I mean when you hit it, even in the dark.” “I thought it would be amusing." -The Witcher: The Last Wish (Andrzej Sapkowski)

folks what do we love more, the fact that Geralt canonically Did That or the fact that he assumed everyone would think it was funny and cool?

(image description: Black and white four-panel comic depicting Geralt at the dinner table hearing a rat squeak, picking up and throwing a fork at it, then beaming proudly as his dinner companions react with entirely justified horror.)

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drunk with Yennefer vs drunk with Dandelion

(image description: In the first picture, Geralt and Yennefer from The Witcher are cuddling with some wine, he's cradling her face, she's holding a yellow flower, and her taxidermy sex unicorn looms over them. In the second picture, Geralt is sprawled on the ground while inelegantly groping Dandelion's ass.)