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ALADDIN’s James Monroe Iglehart leads moving tribute to film Genie Robin Williams

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My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

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Here is 5sos swaying on your dash

Have a nice day x

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back to school supplies list

red lipstick

one pencil

vodka, probably

earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching

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I really love the fact that for a few weeks every year Britain absolutely loses its shit over a bunch of people we’ve never seen before in our lives squatting in front of ovens and crying over the texture of cake I feel like it really brings us together in combined fear of soggy bottoms

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You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

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when your friend lets you copy their homework

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*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier. 2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks. 3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do. 4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream. 5. Fart when you have to. 6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it! 7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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i’d kill for Glee bloopers just because i want to see Darren miss a line in his proper, sweet Blaine outfits and slicked back hair and yell “OH, FUCKING SUCK MY BALLS”

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My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

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When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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birthdays are so weird

you get presents for slowly dying

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Dylan O’Brien for Teen Vogue

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harry potter + popular text posts (part two)

(part one)

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Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.