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Hey what are your thoughts on my rewriting of Lily orchard’s pokemadhouse?

I currently have no opinion of your rewrite specifically, but I do enjoy seeing rewrites of Madhouse in general! I think there's a lot of potential with the premise, I simply don't like what Lily did with it.

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Pretty sure I've written a better parody of Utena than Lily currently is... And I was a TEENAGER when I wrote mine!

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*puts a plate of chocolate chip cookies down for the Espurr*

*gratefully noms on the cookies*

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Lily Orchard is the very LAST person who should be referring to anyone as "James Somertoncore."

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Lily is literally abridged Bandit Keith.

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so many bad takes in one post...

Did I miss any vote on ya phones NOW!

don call me honey you ain't a teacher

i said it a lotta actual stuff here but lily has jus so much TO much bile for Ant an Crim

rule three IS arbitrary thats a fact "Is good" can't be objective so well done really congrats

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Why the fuck does this post have to continue to be relevant?

YOU WERE! NEVER TOGETHER! LILY!

Brittany is not your ex! I repeat, Brittany is not your ex! Enough with this lie!

Brittany isn't your ex, Lily!

YOU WERE NEVER TOGETHER, LILY!

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like omg lmao curly is annoying as fuck ^o^ maybe we should stop feeding the troll on this one because who can even take 'em seriously ;)

i swear to god curly makes else everyone who uses these text emotes look bad xD

am i doing it right? ^_^ am i using them excessively enough to match the cringy vibe that hangs over everything curly types? i sure hope so!!!! :P

I usually roll my eyes when people say that using shit like XD and ^_^ is a cringy crime against humanity, but that Curly person might be the best example those people have to prove themselves right.

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I usually roll my eyes when people say that using shit like XD and ^_^ is a cringy crime against humanity, but that Curly person might be the best example those people have to prove themselves right.

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I'm not going to get into my own opinions on Sai's takes because it's not relevant to the point I'm going to make, but Lily saying that Sai saying that Utena was in love with Akio is Sai saying that Utena is straight is fucking wild.

Lily Orchard does not understand bisexuality... which is weird, considering she's bisexual.

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The Chris Chan parallels just keep coming. Lily was actually going to put her sister who she (allegedly) abused in her comic to vilify her further.

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Probably for the best the Poke Madhouse sideblog went down in flames with her last Tumblr blog when it got terminated.

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"I've addressed good faith criticism for the last decade," says the person who acts like Hiding in Public/Private's good faith criticism is some kind of serious bad faith attack. And he's not the only one Lily's done this to, he's just the one who her reaction to makes me the most annoyed.

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It's only bad when people who aren't her do it! Why would the rules ever apply to her? /sarcasm

Just so you know Lily, crying about "theft" (when neither Ant nor Sai's streams fall under that with the amount of commentary they provide, no matter how much you try to push it SSSniperwolf they are not) when you steal other people's art for your videos and then mock the artists for being rightfully upset over that and have a history of plagiarism otherwise is ALSO a bitch move.

One of these falls under fair use (hint: it's not any of your shit.)

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Just so you know Lily, crying about "theft" (when neither Ant nor Sai's streams fall under that with the amount of commentary they provide, no matter how much you try to push it SSSniperwolf they are not) when you steal other people's art for your videos and then mock the artists for being rightfully upset over that and have a history of plagiarism otherwise is ALSO a bitch move.

One of these falls under fair use (hint: it's not any of your shit.)

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You okay there, anon? Needs a snickers bar or something?

Ohh poor baby. You were a Kiwi Farmer for years. You arguably still are, since you're still posting on that website. Did you really think you would never reap what you sow? There's a reason your comrades stay anonymous.

While I'm here, I thought I would share a thought that's just tickling me pink. For the rest of your life, you will have to stay on guard and diligent. On the other hand, I only need to get lucky once. And trust, I will always be here. Always be waiting. I am the ghost of your past after all.

You're having a normal one tonight aren't ya. Think you're gonna get "lucky" enough to transport yourself from Canada to Texas to get me?

We're not 13 anymore, Lily. The internet tough bitch intimidation tactics don't work on me.

I've never hidden my KF activity. You know that. You know I've only ever interacted with your thread, very rarely all things considered. And yknow what? I'd rather that be the worst thing people know about me as opposed to the shit people now know about you.

Keep throwing your little indignant tantrum. I can't believe we're the same age.

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Lily likes to dunk on Hot Topic edginess, but at least Hot Topic edginess (ACTUAL Hot Topic edginess) is fun a lot of the time.

There's nothing fun about the sort of edge she and anons who totally aren't her bring to the picture. me replying to it with memes doesn't count!!! It's just sad.

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Is it time to pull the memes out again for another edgy anon? I think so.

After all this time you still think I’m Lily? I’m not even pro-Lily, I’m just anti-you. You know the saddest part about this? You aren’t dumb enough to actually believe that. Your arrogance and self righteousness blinds you. I suppose that works out better for me in the end. But God it’s cringeworthy.

Lol damn I've got a dedicated hater for...being a furry, I guess? And you can't even come off anon and say any of this to my face?

I'm supposed to be intimidated by someone who can't even put their name to their threats?

What have I specifically done that's so terrible that you're "anti-me"? And I mean something I've done. Not something someone else did that you're trying to pin on me.