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In case anyone forgot, Imogen/Laura loves Laudna

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i don't really go here but guilty as sin? is kinda such a dorym song

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Critical Role Ask Game

satyr: how did you discover critical role

dragonborn: when did you start watching

human: what is your favorite main campaign

elf: what is your favorite side campaign

dwarf: what is your favorite one-shot

tiefling: who is your favorite female player

gnome: who is your favorite male player

halfling: who is your favorite dm

half-elf: who is your favorite guest player

goliath: who is your favorite campaign 1 character

changeling: who is your favorite campaign 2 character

genasi: who is your favorite campaign 3 character (so far)

goblin: who is your favorite non-main campaign character

aasimar: what is your favorite location in exandria (or out of it)

eisfuura: who is your favorite npc

wizard: what is your favorite party name

paladin: what is your favorite friendship

monk: what is your favorite canon relationship 

druid: what is your favorite non-canon ship

bard: what is your favorite “how do you want to do this?”

rogue: what was a moment that made you cry

fighter: what was your favorite funny moment 

paladin: what was your favorite badass moment

cleric: what is your favorite battle

barbarian: who is your favorite villain

ranger: who is your favorite animal companion

warlock: what is your favorite critical role merch 

sorcerer: what is your favorite sam commercial skit

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Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

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FRIDA

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opal and laudna NEED to meet each other

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hiiiii erica lindbeck (louder than everyone else)

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HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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little laudna inspired outfit/closet cosplay? for today

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matt is so strong, i fuck up so much stuff when i dm or just get told my rulings don’t sense etc. and to have those times amplified by 1000 and have people speculate about every single choice would crush me so completely

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C3E091 True Heroism

The Archivists have been hard at work gathering Episode 91 data. You can visit our site for a fuller picture, but some highlights are below, starting with some statistics about our beloved Faithful Care-Giver:

FCG dealt 967 points of confirmed damage over the course of the campaign, with their top damage episode being C3E057 The Sorrow of Molaesmyr, when they did 150 points of damage.

But, as we know, his greatest strength was in protecting his friends. Across 91 episodes, FCG gave 1,452 points of confirmed healing. Their final episode, C3E091 True Heroism, was also their top healing episode with 286 HP.

Additionally, FCG used Transfer Suffering to mitigate 243 points of damage across the campaign. Of all the Hells, he most frequently took damage for Imogen, and took the highest number of points for Fearne.

Appropriately, their favorite spell was Guidance, which they cast 140 times. Their other top spells/features included Cure Wounds, Transfer Suffering, Enhance Ability, and Channel Divinity (Sympathetic Binding).

At the time of their death, FCG had taken more damage than any other PC: a whopping 2,062 points of damage over the course of the campaign.

He got three HDYWTDTs, wished people a smiley day 51 times, and made (or inspired) 66 unfortunate references to having a flesh tongue.

He was made of metal and wires, but he was alive, and because of him, his friends are too.  

Visit our site for the rest of our FCG highlights, as well as a special tribute that you should make sure to click. As for the Legend of the Peaks, some truly frightening highlights:

Otohan Thull dealt 847 points of damage. With four attacks per turn, they were likely a level 20 Psi Warrior fighter. She had two legendary resistances, and she took a total of 501 points of damage, 299 of these before exalting.

At 399 damage, Otohan took a health potion and healed 66 points. She then took 63 additional points of damage before FCG made their sacrifice.

Presuming that Otohan was not resistant to the damage from FCG’s explosion (79), which seems likely given the particular arcane nature of FCG’s core, that puts her total HP somewhere between 400 and 475 points.

For comparison, these stats put her in the same HP range as a Forge Guardian, the demon prince of undeath Orcus, or an Ancient Dragon Turtle, with more multi attacks and damage resistances than any of them. Terrifying! 

Visit our Episode 91 page here for more detail about Otohan, and check out our homepage for some additional highlights.

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Me and my friends are going are going on a mission that is important and could change a lot of stuff, and I feel like something bad is gonna happen. There's doom on the horizon. But I still think it's right that we're going. (for @overnighttosunflowers)

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Seen a few posts today to the effect that it's very late to bring in a new character--and it's making me reflect on how one Taryon Gary Darrington only walked into Vox Machina's lives 85 episodes into a 115 episode stream (and only stuck around until ep. 99) and proceeded to steal the show regardless. If I trust anyone with this, it's Sam.

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if just told my mom what happened with fcg and she went "noooo, the little tweety guy???"

(she thinks he looks like tweety bird)

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sorry i can't hang out i'm busy making maggie roger's new album my personality

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thinking about how fcg was (theoretically) built to lure people in with their therapeutic/healing nature in order to leave them defenseless for assassination

and how otohan saw them as an easy target, the healer that needed to be dealt with, leaving her off her guard and up against a wall when he charges into her chest and explodes…