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sorry, i thought we all liked that fictional woman because she sucks

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i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

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dont worry baby we'll make this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome🫶

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Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909

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epic rap battles of history somnovem vs weave mind

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ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body

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objectively hilarious that they chose the dynamic of agatha and rio to have agatha holding the power AND wanting rio to leave her the fuck alone because it couldve so easily been a "i am killing all these people to forcefully get the attention of the cold distant force of death that i am in love with" but it is instead "killing is my most favorite hobby ever, only downside is that it constantly reveals my location to my bitch ex wife who keeps begging me to get back together"

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veth shouldve been allowed to shoot essek with her crossbow like at least 2 times with no consequence for th war he started that destroyed her entire hometown and got her husband kidnapped which he then also possibly(?) helped torture as a prisoner of war and separated him from their kid and .actually she shouldve been allowed to shoot him like 500 times with her crossbow #feminism

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The first of CR's 10 Year celebration live shows begins this week!

Hope everyone attending C2E2 and/or the live show have a blast this weekend.

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Death's beloveds

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firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.

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falling in love with a new ship isn’t enough i need to experience episodes 23 to 38 of critical role campaign 3 for the first time again where imogen and laudna have their inexplicably close homoerotic friendship breakup, dusk comes in and hits on laudna until imogen’s jealousy brings them together again, right after laudna gets murdered by otohan thull just as imogen realizes she might have romantic feelings for her best friend, and then goes through every stage of grief before eventually being a main catalyst in bringing laudna back to life despite all odds against her.

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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i cannot stop thinking about the gods of exandria giving themselves mortal life through the lens of severance. i know it’s different for a multitude of reasons (they are “reborn” as babies, they are gods w followers and therefore can control the environment they are born into to a degree, they can slowly regain memory over time)… but is regaining their memories somewhat like reintegration? the platinum dragon believed his love for his brother could be enough to overcome the “severance”. do any of them detest their “god-self” for the struggles of their mortal life? does the “garen part” of the all-hammer feel any malice for the decades of imprisonment? and what of the gods choices to willingly give up their memory? brennan talked about the gods knowing the only way they could help exandria was to become human, were any so disgusted with the outcomes of the calamity that they wanted to forget for a while? or punish themselves with mortality? did any of the gods lead lives that got knocked astray by the whims of fate herself where they ended up worshipping one of their siblings? did a betrayer worship a prime or vice versa? do they feel shame? or will they in this new age of exandria where they have all become mortal?