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Purely a hypothetical question but what would you do if you ever ended up with kin memories of a woman?

It would be antithetical to my nature. I would be destroyed from within...

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the muppet joker timeline

hey y’all i’m planning to create a timeline of Important Canon Events for when i torture my irl friends with info about the croaker. can you guys lmk if i’ve missed anything significant? or if i’ve gotten any dates wrong (i’ll be periodically updating this post)

Current list (not necessarily in chronological order):

reddit post(s)

creation of the rival blogs (gonzobatman first, then piggy and denise)

creation of the fan blogs

foreshadowing for the vriska kinshift event (April 29, 2024)

stealing ethan’s hair

running away from home (April 27, 2024) and discovering his biblical adam kin (April 29, 2024)

first mention of the muppet transformation caves (May 1, 2024)

start of relationship with number four

messy break up with number four (part one)

attempts to curse the pope (parts one & two)

strange aeons video and involuntary vriska kinshift

meat not bugs saga

messy breakup with number four (part two)

olipop soda posting (June 5, 2024)

david karp accusations (June 5, 2024)