#the croaker movement

[themaskedmewtwo]

Good morning. Care to explain what in the gluten free Christ is going on here???

[polkasplotch]

hes in the trenches

[inquisitorcroaker]

I have created this image in honor of Father.

[croaker-explained]

It takes real pleasure to introduce you to:

The Kermiad: a comprehensive guide to The Muppet Joker

Thank you to @themuppetarchives and @croakerobserver for their amazingly helpful archives. This couldn't have been done without your work.

(Note: this guide only covers up until July. A second one will be made in due time)

[croaker-conspiracies]

The last supper, June 22nd 2024

[unmask-strange-aeons]

THEY ARE THE SAME STRANGE AEONS IS THE MUPPET JOKER

[horseimagebarn]

I am going to get you and all your little horses will suffer...

how can you love kermit and joker if you yourself are incapable of spreading anything but selfish vindication i dedicate this blog to seeing the beauty in some of the most controversial yet standard creatures on the internet and yet you dedicate yourself to hatred and violence towards everything unless it pleases your twisted logic and niche interests i and my horses will not suffer because even when we feel pain we know that joy will live on in this world through love and respect and yet you deny yourself that and seek destruction instead of love if cain had truly loved abel if jacob had truly loved esau would the world not have been a bit easier for you and i in this modern era to navigate if adam and eve hadnt been fueled by only basic and animal emotions like hate and jealousy if they had thought with empathy and rationality would they have not been aware enough to see past the serpents urging why did they all have to seek more for themselves at the fault of others when there was so much raw beauty around them in nature why shouldnt one be happy the world is full of love even if there is a horse like bucephalus who shares in it do you think bucephalus had any choice in the life he was given why must you be so full of hatred and so quick to blame a creature whose agency was wholly removed through thousands of years of domestication dont you understand that life is simply a challenge to find contentment in your circumstances and bucephalus has done his best in his circumstances to find it why cant you accept the same challenge why must you run from it and blame all those who have succeeded where you have so willingly and grievously failed

[migsmoo]

this came to me in a vision

an offering for you, @the-muppet-joker

[muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan]

Tonight.

Tonight I will attempt to shift and battle Strange Aeons in the astral plane, in order to counteract the demonic forces she has summoned to besiege Mr. Croaker. I have been studying her content for the past few days to learn how she attacks, and I believe I have identified a weak point in her facade. Wish me luck, my brothers. If I do not return, you should assume I have been slain. Do not weep for me if this should occur- it would be an honor to go out fighting for our cause.

[orangestorapples]

@the-muppet-joker Dude Chappell Roan might secretly be Miss Piggy

[muppet-lurker]

Death and Rebirth

Lurk | 7/31/24 | MS Paint

[puppetfan123]

Hey @the-muppet-joker hope you don’t mind but I drew my interpretation of you and @gonzobatman1

I gave you aspects from all your kin types - Kermit’s green skin, Jokers facepaint and outfit, Vriska’s horns, and Bro’s sword. I don’t know if gonzo Batman has any kintypes so I just made him buff.

I think you’re both pretty cool, even if I don’t agree with you on everything. I hope someday the magic of friendship can rectify our differences, and the scene I’ve drawn above will become real.

[consteladasoieux]

KERMIT FUCKING DIED????!????

[flesh-punkin]

the croaker stimboard

a stimboard themed after @the-muppet-joker

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[themuppetjokernumber420fan]

i think the brotherhood (sisterhood?) needs a fun bonding activity to help everyone come together now that croaker is back. so i found a fun uquiz to take :)

reblog with your results, here's mine :)

[into-the-pit]

"SAD!"