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azure by @everyonewillsee for Crooked Big Bang 2020
Rising star Dan Pfeiffer meets grown-up child actor Jon Favreau on the set of the movie that just might be their big break. It’s a good old-fashioned Hollywood story. Boy meets Boy. Boy falls head over heels. Boy marries Boy. Boy ties Boy up and fucks him ‘til he screams. But the Hollywood lights hit every dark shadow too and as the tabloids stir up gossip; as Jon spends more and more time at the club; and as Dan starts to wonder what comes next, the faultlines widen and their marriage falls into the abyss.
#watch this incredible video and then run to read this fic asap#it's everything you can ask for in a big bang#love and heartache and sex#lots and lots of sex#crookedbigbang2020#crooked big bang#podsa
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Words: 77,924 Rating: Mature Relationships: Lovett/Tommy, Alyssa/Erin, Emily/Jon Summary:
Tommy, co-owner of Crooked Medium, a Boston-based agency for paranormal investigation, seems to find trouble everywhere he turns. His colleagues won’t stop fighting, their company is sinking inexorably deeper into debt, they’re barely bringing in enough cases to stay afloat—and if business is bad, his personal life is worse. In short, 2008 fucking sucks.
Jon Lovett’s case was supposed to be a quick job with an easy payoff until that goes wrong too, sticking Tommy with the responsibility for a trainee he never wanted. Slowly his life becomes more interesting, a lot funnier—and a hell of a lot more dangerous.
And just when Tommy thinks falling in love with his employee is his biggest problem, it turns out much more nefarious forces are at work.
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#the third glorious fic has been posted!#honestly there's so much talent in this exchange there are no words#please go read this#run do not walk#podsa#crookedbigbang2020#crooked big bang
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#we dare you to look at this magnificent artwork and NOT race over to AO3 to read this fic#except we don't cause GO READ THS FIC#after you've stared at the artwork for a sufficient amount of time#if such a thing exists#crookedbigbang2020#Podsa
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the gentle outline of the country we are building by swishandflick for Crooked Big Bang 2020
It takes spending the night in one room with a king-sized bed for Jon, Lovett, and Tommy to finally get it right after nearly half a decade of trying.
AKA A story about Jon, Tommy, and Lovett getting together, aided and abetted by Jon’s technological ineptitude, misunderstandings, love, friendship, and longing.
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ARTIST CLAIMS ARE HERE!
TIMELINE:
Artist Sign-Ups: May 22-August 7
Artist Claims Open: August 6
Final Check-In: August 30
Final Drafts Due: Sept 18
Posting Begins: September 21
THE BASICS:
One of the unique aspects of a big bang challenge is the combination of fic and fanart. Artists are welcome to create art in any medium they choose, including but not limited to: mixes, videos, podfics, gifs, drawings, paintings, graphics, edits, comics, physical crafts. Art is impossible to quantify, but we do ask that artists put in a significant effort in recognition of the work that the writers are doing on the fics. Authors will be writing their fics all summer and will be expending significant time on the project. A good benchmark for artists is about 15-20 hours of work, including brainstorming and planning.
The final product should be a collaboration between author and artist. What that collaboration looks like is a highly individual process: if you get a clear artistic vision, run with it; but you should also feel free to ask your author any questions you have along the journey. Artists and authors should share drafts with each other as they go so that when the final products are posted, they complement each other well.
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We have 5 wonderful Big Bang fics. Click the Read More for their summaries!
Fic 1: Take Me Out to the Ballgame Tentative Title: (not the title) take me out to the ballgame Pairing(s): Jon Favreau / Tommy Vietor Characters: Jon Favreau, Tommy Vietor Ao3 Rating: E Warnings: No archive warnings apply Additional Tags: Baseball AU ; Coming Out ; Bisexual Characters ; Dating ; Alternate Universe - Different Meeting Summary: Jon and Tommy meet playing baseball in high school and start to fall for each other, then Tommy moves away. Their epic love story continues when they end up on the same Minor League baseball team. The big question is, will they end up with a World Series ring or an engagement ring? Fic 2: Spirits that I’ve Cited Tentative Title: Spirits that I've cited Pairing(s): Tommy/Lovett; background Emily/Jon, Alyssa/Erin Characters: Tommy, Lovett, Favs, Emily, Alyssa, Erin, Dan Ao3 Rating: tentative M (for psychological horror and possible sex) Warnings: a non-consensual kiss under the influence of possession might happen, this scene is not yet written Additional Tags: paranormal investigators, slow burn, reluctant colleagues to friends to lovers, mutual pining, angst, hurt/comfort, accidental internet stars, bed-sharing, coming-out, road trips, witches getting married, demonic possession, ghosts, mythical creatures, Monster of the Week, psychological but non-graphical horror, slightly unreliable narrator, intoxication, magical mind control, themes of bodily and mental autonomy, (past) abusive relationships (not between main characters), possession induced mental health problems, worldbuilding, happy ending Summary: It’s a cold day in November when Tommy meets Lovett and his life turns upside down. Which shouldn’t be the worst thing, looking at it objectively.
Because, objectively, Tommy’s life already sucks. He is lonely, depressed, and Crooked Medium, the agency for paranormal investigations he co-owns with his ex-boyfriend Jared, is falling apart. Besides the shitty fact that he and Jared broke up, they constantly operate in the red, despite their best efforts. And it’s just the garbage cherry on top of the dumpster sundae that Jared and their only other core member, Jon, hate each other’s guts. Jon is Tommy's friend, but more importantly, he is Crooked Medium's exorcist par excellence, and for a former priest Tommy thought he might be better at the whole 'turn the other cheek' thing. He supposes that probably explains the 'former' part. So of course he panics when Jon unexpectedly buys out Jared’s shares in the company and offers Lovett a one-year apprenticeship as a medium and buys Jared shares of the agency. Suddenly Tommy’s faced with training a person who is not familiar with magic in one of the most dangerous jobs in the world, instead of relying on the experience Jared had. Despite the help from magical professors Alyssa and Dan, witch and shop-owner Erin, and their whole team—to Tommy it feels like Lovett’s credentialing next November is ages away. However, after a bonding experience involving ghost mice, Tommy slowly but surely discovers that Lovett isn’t an inconvenience at all. He is charming, attractive, hilarious, and way more talented than Tommy originally anticipated. Even their business improves, especially when they become an overnight internet sensation due to a malfunction. Instead of operating only in Boston, people across the country are now booking them to handle their mystical and paranormal problems. With each new case, Lovett learns more—and Tommy learns more about Lovett. This is unfortunate, given that Lovett is technically Tommy's intern, and the last thing Tommy needs is a harassment scandal. Tommy, naturally good at ignoring things, decides to ignore it. Which works out fine, thank you very much. At least up until Alyssa and Erin’s magical wedding in the woods. Or up until Lovett has a life-changing experience with a mirror. Or maybe even up until Lovett (plus Lovett's friend/household spirit Spencer) moves in. And just when Tommy thinks falling in love with his employee is his biggest problem, it turns out much more nefarious forces are at work. Fic #3: The gentle outline of the country we are building Tentative Title: The gentle outline of the country we are building Pairing(s): Jon Favreau/Jon Lovett/Tommy Vietor, Jon Favreau/Jon Lovett, Jon Favreau/Tommy Vietor, Jon Lovett/Tommy Vietor Characters: Jon Favreau, Jon Lovett, Tommy Vietor, Dan Pfeiffer, Alyssa Mastromonaco, Cody Keenan, Michael O' Neill, Spencer Wong, Andy Favreau, Tanya Somanader, Travis Helwig Ao3 Rating: E Warnings: No archive warnings apply Additional Tags: DC era, LA era, pining, wrong number AU, polyamory, threesomes, jealousy, slow burn, friends with benefits, angst with a happy ending, getting together, smut, fluff, blowjobs, anal sex, rimming, dirty talk, sexting, drinking, marijuana, sex under mild influence of alcohol, friends to lovers. AO3 (working) Summary: It takes spending the night in one room with a king-sized bed for Jon, Lovett, and Tommy to finally get it right after nearly a decade of trying. AKA A story about Jon, Tommy, and Lovett getting together, aided and abetted by Jon’s technological ineptitude, misunderstandings, love, friendship, and longing. Expanded summary: Jon and Lovett embark on a charged, text-based flirtation without knowing the other after Jon texts the wrong number during the 2008 general election campaign. It feels like a summer fling that wouldn’t end, just like those times Jon had slept with Tommy back in Chicago. But both of them do end, but at least Jon’s going to the White House with a new speechwriter and his best friend in tow. Jon thinks, not the right time then with Tommy, not the right time now with you, Lovett. They write speeches and policies and learn lessons on how to build a country and a friendship. The first summer at the White House, Tommy starts taking Lovett to bed almost every night. Two years later, he stops, because Lovett knocks on his door one day and says, “I am leaving.” Not quite the right time for you and me. Lovett spends his days in LA writing things very different from what he used to but thinking thoughts about Jon and Tommy that aren’t all that different. Jon and Tommy skype him from Chicago when his show gets canceled, and Lovett thinks about how right they look together on the screen, like they belong to each other. Jon comes to LA and doesn’t leave. Tommy moves closer, but not close enough. They lose everything when November 2016 dawns and then build an empire from the ruins, and over the next few months, they think, maybe it wasn’t the right time then, and maybe we did not do this before because we were always meant to do this together. All of us. Fic 4: Loving Him was Red - Azure Title: loving him was red - azure Pairing(s): Jon Favreau/Dan Pfeiffer, background Michael/Elijah Characters: Jon, Dan, Tommy, Lovett, Alyssa, Michael, Elijah Rating: E Warnings: No major warnings apply Additional tags: alternate universe, actors, hollywood, tabloids, love at first sight, BDSM, like lots of BDSM, spanking, flogging, humiliation, painplay, safeword use, failed scene, alcohol, alcohol abuse, drug use and abuse, divorce, bad at communication Summary: Rising star Dan Pfeiffer meets grown-up child actor Jon Favreau on the set of the movie that just might be their big break. It's a good old-fashioned Hollywood story. Boy meets Boy. Boy falls head over heels at first sight. Boy marries Boy. Boy ties Boy up and fucks him til he screams. But the Hollywood lights hit every dark shadow too and as the tabloids stir up gossip; as Jon spends more and more time at the club; and as Dan starts to wonder what comes next, the faultlines widen and their marriage falls into the abyss This is the first of a three fic arc chronicling the beginning, end, and re-beginning of an epic love story. Fic 5: Invisible String
Tentative Title: Invisible String Pairing(s): Jon Favreau / Tommy Vietor Characters: Jon Favreau, Tommy Vietor Ao3 Rating: Explicit Warnings: NO WARNINGS Additional Tags: affection, holding hands, chase sequence, shaving (face), mention of pod sponsors, wills & estates, cartoon villains, clothes sharing, Boston, plane flights, current day/LA era,Summary: Human boatshoe Tommy Vietor discovers he can claim a huge inheritance if he can prove he is married. If he does not, the $40 million fortune will go to the National Rifle Association. Best friend Jon Favreau steps up to help Tommy out. The NRA hires investigators to find information in order to break the will, chasing our boys all over Boston at one point.
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PSA Survey 2020 results are in! We had an astounding 149 responses - thank you so much to everyone who participated. One of the things that came up again and again was the desire for more art, and the Crooked Big Bang is looking for artists right now! If you want to get involved, all details can be found HERE.
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Do you like long, plotty fics? Do you create art? Does the collaboration of artist and writer speak to your creative juices? Sign up HERE for the Crooked Big Bang 2020. All forms of art (drawing, graphics, podfic, mixes, etc) are welcome.



use your heart while it’s beating by @everyonewillsee for Dan Bang 2019
Tommy knows what alphas are like: aggressive, controlling, and not very smart. Then he meets Obama’s new comms director.
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first i held him lightly by okaystop for Dan Bang 2019
Tommy looked down at their joined hands, stared unblinking for a moment, and then moved away off the bed, letting Dan’s hand go. He found his shirt and began buttoning it up to his neck.
He looked at Dan. “May I write you?” he asked quietly.
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ARTIST CLAIMS OPEN AUGUST 3RD
Calling all Crooked Fandom artists! The Big Bang authors have been hard at work on delightful longfics that we can’t wait to share with you. Now it’s time for the next stage: matching fic with original art.
TIMELINE: Artist Sign-Ups: May 22-August 6 Artist Claims: August 3-6 Final Check-In: August 30 Final Drafts Due: Sept 18 Posting Begins: September 21
THE BASICS:
One of the unique aspects of a big bang challenge is the combination of fic and fanart. Artists are welcome to create art in any medium they choose, including but not limited to: mixes, videos, podfics, gifs, drawings, paintings, graphics, edits, comics, physical crafts. Art is impossible to quantify, but we do ask that artists put in a significant effort in recognition of the work that the writers are doing on the fics. Authors will be writing their fics all summer and will be expending significant time on the project. A good benchmark for artists is about 15-20 hours of work, including brainstorming and planning.
The final product should be a collaboration between author and artist. What that collaboration looks like is a highly individual process: if you get a clear artistic vision, run with it; but you should also feel free to ask your author any questions you have along the journey. Artists and authors should share drafts with each other as they go so that when the final products are posted, they complement each other well.
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you shouldn’t think what you’re feeling by selfrescuingprincess for Dan Bang 2019
They have only been in the White House for a few months, and Dan is already sick of Tommy’s shit.
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in the daylight by @stainyourhands for Dan Bang 2019
When the CIA warns rising FBI agent Dan Pfeiffer off the case of a dead woman, Dan thinks nothing of it. That is, until an anonymous tip, a series of unsettling inaccuracies in the case, and a persistent Soul Agency matchmaker pull him back in. Suddenly, Dan is thrown head-first into the 1950s LGBTQ soulmate underground that he’s spent his career trying to avoid.
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ARTIST CLAIMS OPEN AUGUST 3RD
Calling all Crooked Fandom artists! The Big Bang authors have been hard at work on delightful longfics that we can’t wait to share with you. Now it’s time for the next stage: matching fic with original art.
TIMELINE: Artist Sign-Ups: May 22-August 6 Artist Claims: August 3-6 Final Check-In: August 30 Final Drafts Due: Sept 18 Posting Begins: September 21
THE BASICS:
One of the unique aspects of a big bang challenge is the combination of fic and fanart. Artists are welcome to create art in any medium they choose, including but not limited to: mixes, videos, podfics, gifs, drawings, paintings, graphics, edits, comics, physical crafts. Art is impossible to quantify, but we do ask that artists put in a significant effort in recognition of the work that the writers are doing on the fics. Authors will be writing their fics all summer and will be expending significant time on the project. A good benchmark for artists is about 15-20 hours of work, including brainstorming and planning.
The final product should be a collaboration between author and artist. What that collaboration looks like is a highly individual process: if you get a clear artistic vision, run with it; but you should also feel free to ask your author any questions you have along the journey. Artists and authors should share drafts with each other as they go so that when the final products are posted, they complement each other well.
SIGN UP HERE | JOIN THE BIG BANG DISCORD SERVER HERE
MECHANICS:
Story summaries will be posted (with author names removed) approximately 48 hours before claiming opens. Once summaries are posted, we will announce the time that claims will open and send an email with claim instructions to all artists who are signed up. Claims will be first-come first-served. Once all works have been claimed once, double claiming is allowed.
After claims, we will send you the draft your author has submitted to us as well as their contact info. Please be in contact with your author throughout the process with any questions you have and any drafts you feel comfortable sharing. The author should send you their work as they complete it as well.
Art is a broad and varied category, but we want to be able to see your work! If you don't use a digital medium, please submit high quality photographs or scans so your writer can display it with the fic.
Posting non-written works on AO3 can be a challenge, so please reach out if you run into trouble.
Shortly before posting begins, we will assign posting dates in the discord based on availability of both the artist and author to post. Artists and authors should collaborate on what time of day they can both be online to post, and post both works at the same time, using AO3’s “inspired by” feature to link the works together and referencing the other work in the notes. Please lock your work to the archive.
Additional Information for Mixers:
Your mix should be done on Spotify or YouTube or uploaded to a site such as sendspace, 4shared or 8tracks, then linked on AO3.
Mixes must include a tracklist, be it on the site they are uploaded or on an external site linked to the mix.
Your mix should be diverse. This is less a rule than a guideline, but try not to use more than two songs from a particular artist per mix.
Mixes should be at least 20 songs in length. Adding cover art is optional but highly encouraged.
Additional Information for Podficcers:
The mods will ensure that podfic permissions are in order. Authors will be able to opt out of podfic in their initial sign-up.
Given the limited time frame, podficcers can podfic as much or as little as they have time to complete, but we’d ask that you podfic at least 3-4 scenes. Authors and podficcers will need to coordinate in more depth to make sure that podficcers have the scenes to read. Consider asking your author if there are scenes they’d particularly like to have podficced.
Podfics should be uploaded to a site that will host the file for the duration of the challenge. Acceptable sites include mediafire, dropbox, box.com, mirrorcreator.com, and localhostr.com, but feel free to use another public or private site.
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Participants are more than welcome to participate as both writers and artists, though we ask that you do not claim your own fic for mixing/illustrating
Likewise participants can sign up for as many works/art pieces as they like, but please sign up for each work you plan to submit separately.
#we have a bunch of wonderful fics y'all#you're going to enjoy them so much#come get a sneak peek and make some art!#crooked big bang
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Welcome to the Crooked Big Bang Writing Weekend! This is an entirely optional weekend of writing sprints, worldbuilding questions, and fun activities meant to help spur your Big Bang ahead of the 50% draft deadline. If you’ve been struggling to get words on the page, we encourage you to set aside some time this weekend to participate in one or all of these activities with us. Additional details on the discord!
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CROOKED BIG BANG CHALLENGE RULES, TIMELINES, AND FAQ
Hi all! Welcome to the Crooked Big Bang! We’re very glad to have you!
The basics: Join us for a celebration of longfic and fanart! Starting on May 22nd, writers will pledge to write a fic of at least 20K words. Never written 20K before? No worries! You’ll have all summer to write and we will create a community to help and cheer each other on. Not a writer? We’re here for you too! In August, artists will get the chance to bring these longfic to life!
After reading the rules, please sign up HERE for authors and HERE for artists. Head over HERE for our Discord server. The AO3 collection with full rules is HERE.
TIMELINE:
Author Sign-Ups: May 22-June 5 Artist Sign-Ups: May 22-August 6 1st Check-In: June 14 5k Check-In Day: July 12 50% Draft Due Date: July 31 Artist Claims: August 3-6 Final Check-In: August 30 Final Drafts Due: Sept 18 Posting Begins: September 21
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Nervous about signing up for Crooked Big Bang 2020? We get it! No seriously–we do. We know that deadlines can strike fear into the heart of even the most verbose among us and that a word count goal can seem like an insurmountable mountain whether you’ve written 100K in the past year or 0K. We get that sometimes challenges end up being more stressful than fun, so here’s what we’ve done to help alleviate some of that stress:
Crooked Big Bang is challenge by choice. As of today (June 2nd), authors have 108 days to write the minimum 20,000 words. If you can write a little more than 1K per week, or 185 words per day, you’ll make it to 20K with no stress! If you want to kick it up a notch, (both your mods are working on fics over 100K), you can pledge a higher word count and push yourself to write a better, longer fic than you’ve dared before.
We’re here to help! Don’t know what to write? Need some help brainstorming? Let us know! In addition to the mods, we’ve got a whole discord server full of people happy to share ideas, help unravel plot points, and generally commiserate with the horrible experience of dragging words out of your brain and onto a page.
There is no way to “fail” at this bang. We’re happy to remind you anytime you need it that this is a fun, voluntary event centered around writing longfic and creating art for a fandom that hopefully brings you joy by participating. This is not a binding contract! We get that fandom is your hobby and not your life. If you need an extension, we’re happy to work with you. If you need to drop out, no worries. No one will hold it against you. Life happens!
This event is about building up the Crooked fandom community in a fun, creative, and inclusive way. If there are more ways we can help make this a good experience for you, let us know!
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CROOKED BIG BANG CHALLENGE RULES, TIMELINES, AND FAQ
Hi all! Welcome to the Crooked Big Bang! We’re very glad to have you!
The basics: Join us for a celebration of longfic and fanart! Starting on May 22nd, writers will pledge to write a fic of at least 20K words. Never written 20K before? No worries! You’ll have all summer to write and we will create a community to help and cheer each other on. Not a writer? We’re here for you too! In August, artists will get the chance to bring these longfic to life!
After reading the rules, please sign up HERE for authors and HERE for artists. Head over HERE for our Discord server. The AO3 collection with full rules is HERE.
TIMELINE:
Author Sign-Ups: May 22-June 5 Artist Sign-Ups: May 22-August 6 1st Check-In: June 14 5k Check-In Day: July 12 50% Draft Due Date: July 31 Artist Claims: August 3-6 Final Check-In: August 30 Final Drafts Due: Sept 18 Posting Begins: September 21
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