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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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Do you like to talk to people?

Then feel free to join my discord server! We have those there!

We also have:

Artists!

Gamers!

A daily question!

Memes!

And a bunch of other stuff!

Please join I pinky promise I won’t be mean :(

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Do you like to talk to people?

Then feel free to join my discord server! We have those there!

We also have:

Artists!

Gamers!

A daily question!

Memes!

And a bunch of other stuff!

Please join I pinky promise I won’t be mean :(

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Mmmm, excessive amounts of grilled cheese for dinner

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Hi!!! I was at Wela Volcano Park and my Espeon spent a few hours cuddling and licking a lone Salandit??? Do I need to worry????

— that-poke-jeweler 🌹 💎

That’s an interesting case!! I’m not too experienced with Alolan Pokemon myself, but I believe that Salandit only emit their toxins when they are stressed or believe they’re under attack. It sounds like this one was getting along quite well with your Espeon, so there should be nothing to worry about! If you’re still fearful, consider feeding them a Pecha Berry- that will usually dispel any low-potency toxin like the ones Salandit emits.

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heheheheh.:.

Everyone, meet my sableye, Phantom. She’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life and I’d kill a man for her.

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Pelipper mail: a normal sandwich. It's just a sub sandwich. Made with honey-cashew sauce, thinly sliced tofu, and sauteed mushrooms.

Oh, and it looks like there's another sandwich. Peanut butter and homemade grepa jelly on toasted rye bread!

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this is amazing…. thank you!!!

i’m gonna take that PBnJ to lunch tmrw. that sub is going to be consumed now

if I could unhinge my jaw and swallow ts whole I would..

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don't worry dude. I have some sort of natural tolerance to it at this point from all the weird ass substances I've touched

that Alolan Muk venom probably did it... I had a fever for like a month after it accidentally got in an open cut

Pelipper mail: a sandwich that's just. Full of pecha berries. Entire sub sandwich brimming with pecha berries.

@gotta-pet-em-all

what? the fuck???

dude.

I'm taking these out and making a tart or sum this is a travesty to pechakind

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Pelipper mail: a sandwich that's just. Full of pecha berries. Entire sub sandwich brimming with pecha berries.

@gotta-pet-em-all

what? the fuck???

dude.

I'm taking these out and making a tart or sum this is a travesty to pechakind

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We just realized that we know someone with a name on EVERY SINGLE ROW OF THIS LIST.

That... um.

Aha. Hah. Hahh. Hahhhhhh .

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okay so like. feel free to correct me if i'm wrong, obligatory disclaimer that i am cisgender, but honestly? every time i hear trans people talking about dysphoria i think "oh that sounds like a very particular sort of depression"

idk man. i'm making sandwiches today so if you're trans, reblog and i'll send you a sandwich

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"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

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btw you guys ever think about Shedinja? i didn't know this before i raised one but Shedinja is created (separated??) from Nincada/Ninjask with the same moveset, same personality... i took it to have its friendship evaluated and the woman in Verdanturf confirmed: my Shedinja knows me. it loves me. though seemingly just created, it has memories of me, and maybe even memories of being a Nincada.

and yet, Nincada's evolved form is standing right there next to Shedinja. Ninjask is the completed form, the imago, with that exact same love, those exact same memories. until that moment of evolution, the two were one Pokémon.

i can't stop wondering. what must that be like? what must it feel like, being the ghost of a living being? finding yourself empty, outside your biological body, but your body is still there and the one inhabiting it is still you? and what does Ninjask feel, seeing eyes peering out from the shell of its old form, and then finding that those eyes are its own?

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IMPEACH HER

It's almost comical how multiple of the League members openly dislike, and discuss that dislike of, Geeta. Yes that is our boss. Yes we do not like her. How fun!

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