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meowing is an effective way to locate other allied combatants in low visibility conditions

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All good children's fiction says you are going to have to shoulder responsibility even if you don't want it.

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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Just one of those days where I feel like I've been run though a tumble dryer.

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fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

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there is a crazy dude on twitter who takes photos of athletes from different sports and finds them an art piece that fits exactly with the photo and the PRECISION he does it is amazing

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This is badass: Medieval Nubian Fashion Brought to Life. Click through to the link because there’s more replica clothing and it is all stunning!

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“My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)”

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Actress Julie Andrews, 1972

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Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

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embroidery from peacockandpinecones my friends and I have been losing our minds over all morning.

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

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Old Swedish house. As tricky as they are, look at how well worn and well used they are. That wear would be from my butt sliding down, though.