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im shadowmaxxing bro. im gloompilled. i would never enter a sunbeam like some sort of light-loving suncel. now if youโll excuse me, ive got to get back to dark corner farming
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mewing is for losers, define your jawline by sucking your homie's cock. be a man. deep throat him. use every muscle in your mouth and jaw to get him off. the greeks and romans would approve.
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i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive
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Assortment of SpongeBob SquarePants episode title cards (1999)
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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said โew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be thereโ and i said โwell if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?โ and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said โlets watch sonic the hedgehogโ
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my wife
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saint & martyr | my prophet & me | the mouth devouring & the mouth returning // goodbye, silt verses
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I hope you get 100 dollars. I want everyone reading this to get 100 dollars
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who was gonna tell me that looking up "when should I say I love you in a relationship" and "when do you know if you are in love with someone" in your first relationship wasn't normal
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clark and lois bickering at work only for it to be revealed that theyโve been dating for 3 months and were just messing around to keep their relationship a secret from their coworkers was soooo sexy. literally need that
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She came to get him... and take him home.
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if you don't like when I spam post you don't like the true nature of my soul
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The TADC part I had no time to post and color. I'll probably color it if I get bored.
Extra doodles :P
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Hhhhhhhh new episode in 7 dayss
I thought I was over this guy but then they put him in a suit.
Also I put both versions cause I think I like the sketch more, but the black and white with the hints of colours calls to me.
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made a little cardboard loom

thats a knooking hook in using to thread it through and push back the rows


nearly done ties some knots

and i have a nice little coaster
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