Borderlands theories. This blog is run by an infinite improbability drive. Feel free to ask/submit stuff I love reading them. If I don't answer right away, its bc I probably forgot so feel free to shoot me a message! My main blog is @dbphantom, I always reply from there. DelusionPhantom on Reddit. My SHIFT name is CruddyBLT.
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I'll never forget what the Head Monk told me right before I left the Abbey: "Child, you have so much left to learn" he said. I imagine he would have continued speaking, had I not pulled the trigger.
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The BL3 Vault Hunters being some of, if not the only people alive that can read and understand Eridian is absolutely hilarious to me. Because like, imagine you're a researcher who's spent your whole life looking into deciphering the language and then here comes foxy grandpa, drunk off his ass, being guided in by the hot muscle mommy siren, the soldier who's drooling over said siren, and the murder robot/animal rights activist. How would you trust anything they said???? THEY'RE CHAOS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8yHnscLwOY <- you were mentioned in this epicnng youtube video cruddy you're famous now
OMG thank you for letting me know, that's hysterical XD
Will be interested to see if he continues this series! I notice it's been about a month since he last updated it. There's a lot to cover in 3, from Krieg and Maya getting cut from Skywell-27, to Troy's entire fight + his cut lines actually getting proc'ed if you skip the cutscene fast enough, to the Architects and the pyramid Vault Key, to the twins having different ECHO profile pictures, to the final boss fight cutting NPCs like Lilith... And that's just 3. There's a ton of stuff for 2, too! Damn, maybe I should've been a YouTuber...
#Thank you for letting me know! That's pretty cool haha#Will be following. He never really caught my attention with the clickbaity titles but this is an interesting series#Thank you!!#Ask#Cruddy rambles
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Nooo you cant pin reblogs what the shit. Here's a link to the ask about the Google drive with the audio in case anyone is looking for it!
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who put the oozing breeder in the mailbox
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Now that Trigun is suddenly super duper popular... Ahem ahem
Hello, new Trigun fans! Would you like some Borderlands x Trigun crossover art in this trying time (waiting for season 2)?
OK, so, actually the reason I reblogged this was I was thinking abt them while doing the dishes:
Space future sci-fy
Hellscape desert planet with wild west vibes
Questionably blonde
Keeps getting shot at by bandits
Very strong stance on killing
Silly goofy to hide the profound sad
Spiky hair
Hidden blade
Friends with a duo comprised of a short lady and a strong lady
Give themselves silly names
Likes to drink!!!
Flirtatious (well...)
Skin-tight body suits
Guns! Lots of them!
People keep trying to kill them
Villainous brother(s)
Was it any wonder I latched onto Zane as soon as he was introduced lmao
welcome (back) to junpai-7 🌞✌
#Cruddy rambles#When I datamined the new skills I remember praying Zane's new gun would act/look like the angel arm#Pretty sure I even made a post about it#I mean. Borderlands and Trigun are SO perfect for each other#Like river your eridians/plants au is SO SO SO good and it works so perfectly
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YEAH BABY WOOOOOOOO
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Annnnd here's the borderlands 2 audio files + cut lines for fun. This one's my favorite, especially the cut story stuff. For example, originally we had beat up Fink for info on Lilith, which is why he's working for Moxxi later on in the circle of slaughter. Also, Brewster was actually the name of a bandit we would've fought. Stuff like that.
do you by any chance still have the bl3 content from google drive? i was hoping to go through the vo files and i remember you having them all sorted into folders. i imagine they took up a TON of space though so understandable if you don't! thank you :D
i do!
i did take it down because of space, i needed the room for personal stuff. funnily enough it was about a week before you sent this lmao, i didn't expect anyone to still be interested! you've prompted me to reupload them to another, new, better drive that is solely for borderlands things!
it might take a bit.
the cut content and bl2 folders will also be added after this one goes up, they're pretty large too. i'll reblog this or something when they're ready for viewing :)
in the meantime, if you own the game and feel up to it, i made a guide for extracting the audio files- bc I never actually finished sorting all of them lmao. there may be more cut content in there that hasn't been found yet! i'll get around to sorting it all... eventually :p
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@controlcoreangel here you go! the other two folders are still uploading, they should be available about 7-8 hours from now :) Enjoy!
do you by any chance still have the bl3 content from google drive? i was hoping to go through the vo files and i remember you having them all sorted into folders. i imagine they took up a TON of space though so understandable if you don't! thank you :D
i do!
i did take it down because of space, i needed the room for personal stuff. funnily enough it was about a week before you sent this lmao, i didn't expect anyone to still be interested! you've prompted me to reupload them to another, new, better drive that is solely for borderlands things!
it might take a bit.
the cut content and bl2 folders will also be added after this one goes up, they're pretty large too. i'll reblog this or something when they're ready for viewing :)
in the meantime, if you own the game and feel up to it, i made a guide for extracting the audio files- bc I never actually finished sorting all of them lmao. there may be more cut content in there that hasn't been found yet! i'll get around to sorting it all... eventually :p
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do you by any chance still have the bl3 content from google drive? i was hoping to go through the vo files and i remember you having them all sorted into folders. i imagine they took up a TON of space though so understandable if you don't! thank you :D
i do!
i did take it down because of space, i needed the room for personal stuff. funnily enough it was about a week before you sent this lmao, i didn't expect anyone to still be interested! you've prompted me to reupload them to another, new, better drive that is solely for borderlands things!
it might take a bit.
the cut content and bl2 folders will also be added after this one goes up, they're pretty large too. i'll reblog this or something when they're ready for viewing :)
in the meantime, if you own the game and feel up to it, i made a guide for extracting the audio files- bc I never actually finished sorting all of them lmao. there may be more cut content in there that hasn't been found yet! i'll get around to sorting it all... eventually :p
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Magnificent MLM Matchup Round 2
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Magnificent MLM Matchup Round 2
#... Maybe I just remembered I have a borderlands blog and can reblog this here XD#Winny my beloved I hope you win
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Not me just now realizing the reason Hyperion injected eridium/slag into the eyes of the lab rats specifically was because they had the eye of the Destroyer on Helios and now both can shoot lasers
I may be stupid🧍🏻♂️
#borderlands#Cruddy rambles#In other news#The Destroyer was mutated by eridium and water is wet#Like. I connected the eridium experimentations. And the special voice lines for phaselock. But the actual reasons they focused the eyes#Of the lab rats just never. Hit.#I even connected the wormhole threshers and the Destroyer + Terry. But. I am a bit... Oblivious. It would seem#Like there are two options. The Destroyer is just Like That and eridium is just Like That bc they're from the same dimension#Which is the boring option.#And then there's the option that the Destroyer was specifically mutated by eridium and Hyperion figured that out and decided to try#Their hand at playing God like the Eridians#Which is objectively the much cooler and thematically appropriate option given we are criticizing corporations here#And also it just makes more sense for the eye to be genuinely panicked when injected in tps if it was experimented on than anything else#Like. I still wish that all of this was the by-product of some Eridian corporation.#To really hammer home the criticisms of the corps in these games. All of this was just some messed up test.#Instead we got. *well*. That.#Which we are ignoring for obvious reasons#Like. Tediore was literally more mysterious and foreboding than the actual Vault and Vault monster. There's a problem here.#Anyway. Yeah.#Wormhole threshers and space time anomalies and the Destroyer and sirens all go hand in hand#And like. Eridian things are literally marked as from the 'Eridian' corporation on their item cards#The guns. The multiple different *types* of guns like BL1 and then BL3. Luneshine being connected to moonstone. Relics + Artifacts!#The mutated fleshy monsters. The rock constructed boys. All of this was just some giant alien corporation playing at god.#How they just ditched the Guardians when they didn't need them anymore like Dahl ditched their workers on Pandora.#According to Nyriad we lived side by side with them. Capitalism is a disease. It spread.#Until they literally made us forget they lived next to us which is mind boggling. You don't just forget that.#She left all of those etchings across multiple planets. We *had* space travel unless she was a Phasewalk siren. *Someone* should've written#Down *something* about the eridians. It would've kept forever in the digital age. The forgetting was 100% intentional#Also the guns are literally confirmed to be connected to the Vault Monsters in Bl3 concept art if the designs weren't enough for you#Like. They were so clearly doing this on purpose
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ra ra rasputin
i have the ‘i can fix him’ instinct, but only for pieces of media
the booty shorts say “junpai-7′s most wanted” on the butt
#borderlands#bl3#borderlands 3#h2o au#cruddy rambles#getting back into the swing of things#i had to look up a reference to draw zoomer right! :0#new tales making me want to polish up my junpai-7 fic and post it just to prove something lmao#*I* did the Guardian possession thing BEFORE you gearbox and *I'll* write it BETTER!#/lh in case that wasn't obvious im still tickled pink that my reasoning for moonstruck ppl in h2o au ended up being canon#the Driver isn't alone anymore ;u;#oh. wait. um. hm... we kinda... yeah...#okay so... she's alone again. but! she can hang out with the Raiders
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soooo I keep getting asked about NTFTBL and what I dislike about it and stuff and stuff, so I made a Google Docs write up [sorry abt the length in advance] for everyone who wanted to know :) It also contains a full summary of the plot in case you don’t feel like playing it yourself. I do not pull my punches, so if you liked this game, even a little, please keep that in mind if you decide to read this! It is not my intent to start anything, nor am I judging anyone who liked this game- genuinely, I’m happy for you- I’m just explaining why I’ll personally be considering this game non-canon going forward.
@duela-quinzel I added a little more attention to the part about the ‘phasewalk gun’ in it (it’s right under the story section if you use the Document Outline), so I hope that answers ur ask about it!!
Keeping a brief spoiler-y answer to ur ask below the cut:
To put it simply, it would be like me turning on a speaker and going ‘wow, batteries can talk!’ but the batteries are Eridium and the speaker is a gun that gifts the Phasewalk ability. Obviously, that’s nonsense! The batteries are just powering it! They can’t talk! And yet when I replace the batteries with orange paint [that can also power things... listen, it’s not a perfect metaphor, I know, but I also don’t know any other speaker parts, so bear with me, please], the speaker just starts making things orange instead of emitting sound, however garbled it should be. The paint is Anahatium. You can imagine my utter bafflement at this.
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So no bath water?
#It's bc he's a merman guys it's fine#Borderlands#You get 1 meme and it's bc it's H2O au related. I'm still mad tho#Cruddy rambles#Brought to my attention by the lovely wild west Pyro and I owe you my life#I'm coping FINE shut up 🥲😭
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Actually me tonight. I'm that frog. Me. Right now. Grrr.
Just gonna live my life thinking H2o au is canon and then when the next game comes out and references things in Bl3 I'm gonna be like
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