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if there's a single truth in the universe it's that the more effort you put into a muse the more sure you can be that they'll get zero attention

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written in this btw

i need to go old school and write a handwritten diary of all the shit i can never say out loud but what i think about constantly maybe that would fix me as a hater

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i need to go old school and write a handwritten diary of all the shit i can never say out loud but what i think about constantly maybe that would fix me as a hater

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i could survive my own autopsy

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ok man

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i hate when i feel too neurodivergent to ever fit properly into any space. like idk how to act in any social situation properly. and then at the same time i'm hyper aware of how everyone else acts and 99% of my energy goes into monitoring it.

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i've waited for this since the app launched

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nods. " first base is making a cut from throat to abdomen. "

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"Commit lifetime sentence crimes with me." Which? Yes.

" lifetime s- "

inhales.

" holy shit he proposed to me. "

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" bestie, if i stalked you, you wouldn't know i did. because i'm sooooo good at it, " pats his face in the most obnoxious way possible. " i stalked this one guy for three years and all that time he thought he had rattatas inside his walls. "

@crueliste started following you

"You don't have to stalk me, Proton. You know that, right?"

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"Hi again mister pretty hair" She still didn't know his name "Do you want one of these extra pokepuffs I have?"

this is the best fucking nickname he's ever been given. and it's not even close. that's it, he's never gonna tell her his name. " yeah, yeah, totally, hand them over, " he inhales the pokepuffs in one 'bite'. / @livingshinycharm

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AND THE PINK HAIRED RIVAL GUY. gang i fear i have exactly two types for muses.

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the black suit mf makes you battle him 20 times in a row pumping your team full of potions and everything else to keep them going until 3 wins in a row during which he stares at you like you're a worm with zero emotion and once you finally make it he gives the nicest smile and goes "i know you had it in you go along now"

i didn't even know there was a direct ????

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i didn't even know there was a direct ????

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What are your thoughts on... Affection, Executive?

" with like- teeth or weapons? or just fists? " / @controlledhues

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ben & jerry count your days where's my caramel ice cream