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" unlimited brutality 5 for 5 pokédollars on thursdays! "

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a big reason for why proton is so over-the-top unhinged and unstable is that he spent years of his life in his own universe being plagued by the horrors of the oncoming apocalypse by ultra beasts. he learned to survive with very inconvenient means on top of already being a high-ranking criminal, the shots of adrenaline both being the thing keeping him alive and something to seek out. essentially, he's an apocalypse survivor, but the horrors stick. after becoming a faller and being whisked into another version of the reality where things didn't go to hell, it takes a lot of relearning for his mind to realize he's not in constant life-threatening danger.

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" sometimes affection bites go down to the bone. but it's still affection. "

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5 minutes into netflix and chill and he gives you this look

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" bananas are ever so slightly radioactive. if you eat 50 000 of them in a day, you'll get radiation sickness and die. kinda funny. "

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// WELL HELLO THERE.

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"Sir. You better not be eating that inanimate carbon rod...?"

" i'm not sharing. find your own lunch. shoo, leech. " / @haematophiliac

[crueliste]

a big reason for why proton is so over-the-top unhinged and unstable is that he spent years of his life in his own universe being plagued by the horrors of the oncoming apocalypse by ultra beasts. he learned to survive with very inconvenient means on top of already being a high-ranking criminal, the shots of adrenaline both being the thing keeping him alive and something to seek out. essentially, he's an apocalypse survivor, but the horrors stick. after becoming a faller and being whisked into another version of the reality where things didn't go to hell, it takes a lot of relearning for his mind to realize he's not in constant life-threatening danger.

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" we alone understand hair fashion. and scissor control. "

" We're starting a hair salon. Right now. " Pointing at @crueliste

" We'll be the best. We're ALREADY innately the best. "

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" Boo! "

Standing behind him, he reaches in and grabs his arm with one hand, and steps forced next to Proton.

" I bet I startled you! Hello my friend! I've discovered the most wonderful thing! It is called escape room and I am delighted to try it with you! "

Volo doesn't give him time to answer before pulling him along.

" I am told people are meant to escape a room! What from, I don't know, but I found people, and a room, and now I will put YOU into it for them to escape. "

the half-eaten ice cream bar is left dangling from his mouth as his arm is grabbed along, a muffled 'huh?' given at the string of words accompanying the man's sudden appearance.

only after several steps, his dessert is discarded without thought, the weird guy once again managing to bring proton's thoughts to such a sudden halt that the tilt can barely keep up with the function of his own limbs.

" an escape– " he blinks once. and twice. suddenly, he brings the movement to a stop, grasping onto the collar of the man's coat, the look on his face telling he could have a full out-of-body experience any given second. " that is– the most thoughtful gift i've ever gotten. " / @volotheism

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" do you never go through unexpected physical changes overnight? none at all? how sad. very sad for you, " he stretches certain words as if taking his time to consider the next sentence, fluctuating between tones from cheery to threatening in midst of it all. the crobat perched on his shoulder seems to acknowledge the given compliment as its trainer doesn't, right before rising back up to the sky with a loud flap of wings. the executive doesn't seem distracted by it. " who knows. maybe one morning you wake up with all your bones dislocated. then you'll know, " he pokes the man on the chest pointedly to emphasize the strange words, but they are far from an actual threat.

adrenaline is a drug proton is intimately familiar with. he's a man known for chasing that high through his work of tracking down deserters and escapees, the most difficult ones who had somehow managed to slip through rocket's radar. his faulty nerves were set on fire with the thrill of it.

now, he's taking odd interest to a man entire outside of his line of work. a non-target. but the reactions were funny – that's a reason enough for him to stick around the unusual scene. his gaze narrows with an equally feline-like amusement. " but don't you already know that? " he straightens his back, a resounding 'crack' heard from the vertebra in process before he holds his hand out for a shake, all without offering a name.

It appears as though the gears are still passively turning in his head. It's very like him to waltz into trouble as soon as the opportunity arises for the fun of it, and his intrigue is certainly keeping him standing in place here. When a mysterious problem arises, it's like a puzzle game for him that he has to solve. Grimsley doesn't flinch nor turn as this guy stalks around him like prey, but his gaze does follow the man every once in a while. "A fine Crobat you have there~" He mutters amidst his thoughts. Ah, the former Elite recognizes power, and he can't help but compliment another person's Pokémon whenever he sees it.

"You've gotten taller, for one." Let's just get that out of the way, because he's finding it humorous that he has to look up now. As the other steps closer, his grin grows as those sharpened cat-like azure eyes stare dead on those red pupils. Long canines flash as he doesn't blink. "Definitely the eyes as well. You seem a bit more excitable too."

At this point, he's just speaking his thoughts out loud as they come to mind. There's something funny about this one, he's picking up more of an unpredictable energy. Dare he say feral? Or perhaps that's just himself getting excited on the adrenaline. He's mirroring some part of the other's behavior here, he feels. This is a fun game indeed.

"Ah that would make more sense~ Perhaps you do~! That doesn't sound too 'insane' a concept to me~ Ah but where are my manners, tell me, what might your name be~?"

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" I KNOW RIGHT. they said that, hold on, " he's standing up on the computer table covered in cocoa powder, hand placed on his hip.

" accumulating radiation will cause circuits to stop properly functioning and changes the components' electrical properties upon exposure, " every word sounds like directly from a wikipedia page, spoken with the most official tone he can muster.

" oh, i will say that next time. "

" Wow, a ban? That sucks, this is a PERFECTLY good room to do activities in. "

Hands on hips. Looking around.

" Y'know a ban doesn't count if you just tell them: no u. Have you tried that? "

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" it's kind of a good look ... not sure about these keyboards, though. i'm kind of banned from this room because of some– incidents. can you believe that? i got an all-access card and i have a BAN! "

" Bless you. "

<- Covered in cocoa powder now. He's gonna be a delicious chocolate mochi one day.

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he just sneezed in the container of cocoa powder he was snacking on. in front of the computer.

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he can somehow dangle from the ceiling. whether its the radiation or just his cryptid status, i have no clue.

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like for an ask that could be a starter or something funny