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daphne’s pose reference @adorkastock

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It's important to remember that Luigi Mangione is being framed for murder. The "evidence" they have on him is absolute clown shoes absurd.

They're trying to win this by swaying public opinion. That's why they're doing movie deals about it and staging ridiculous photo ops.

They're gonna try to give this kid the death penalty to cover up for their own gross incompetence and in the hopes that they scare the working class out of trying to fight back.

Please don't help them do this by using his name as a synonym for political assassinations. Please do not perpetuate the idea that he's guilty.

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real talk i don't know shit about konosuba

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Tried to sketch pauline with straight hair and she looks totally different what the fuck ;A;

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pls be nice to her

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haven't drawn pauline in a minute

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professor Layton fangamer content this is not a drill

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“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

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a certain starry line may be making its second approach, keep your eyes on the night sky! ✨

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gossip

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posting this home-baked ms paint meme for public use :)

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the original ace attorney trilogy is less than $10 now until february 10th??? that's like $3 per game????

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The BBC is releasing over 16,000 sound effects for free download

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