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I saw a ad of people being overly hyped about something and I thought to myself "wow I wish I could be that happy" then paused and was like "nah I just wish I was happy at all"

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Not risking this shit

This is the dirty money grandpa. Reblog to get thousands of dollars coming ur way soon

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I belong absolutely nowhere. Absolutely fucking nowhere but in the damn ground, even that I feel will regret me

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Test

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waking up

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"I was thinking of you" is the cutest lie I get told. Like aww I only exist when I'm right in front of you and outside of that I am nothing but it's sweet you want me to think overwise

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I think the most asexual moment of my life would be when my mom was talking about how hot and sexy her cousin was and I was like "Damn I bet youre glad hes your cousin" cause I thought it was her just being really proud and impressed by her cousins physical appearance and by being related to them that means you must also be attractive plus you can brag about how cute they are but then she was like "no i wish he wasnt so i could kiss him"

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i’m so bitter and paranoid and distrustful it’s insane

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I just wanna be able to end this...

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We've been together a year this week btw

Remembering that time I sucked my barely conscious boyfriends dick to Sleepytime

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Remembering that time I sucked my barely conscious boyfriends dick to Sleepytime

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Can't disagree

On the daily…

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My heart is in dust but i would still sell my kidney if it meant someone talked to me longer than a few seconds ✌️

On the daily…

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Imagine having a friendship long enough where this matters 😂 like imagine talking to someone more than ten seconds 😂😅😂

On the daily…

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Weird how they only start having notification issues right when they're getting bored of you

bpd culture is getting super depressed and anxious and unreasonably upset and fearing abandonment if your favorite person doesn’t respond to your texts within a certain amount of time

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