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If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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Reblog if you support masc lesbians that wear makeup

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Happy birthday David!!!!

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Imagine aliens have an Adopt-a-Human program where for a price they could track/watch through alien technology the activities of their human and receiver a plush of them.

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Sending hugs. Whether it’s been a good day or a bad day, everyone needs a hug.

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Reblog if you have not been booped yet

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Writing an essay comparing folklore vampires to Twilight vampires and it’s honestly the most fun I’ve had writing a paper.

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I’ve always liked the poem “Do not go gentle into that good night”, but for my cat I wish something different.

My cat, whose tumors have returned in his old age. My cat, who has stopped eating and drinking.

My cat who has been on this earth longer than I have. My cat who has spent years stalking prey, surveying his land, and laying in the sun.

My cat, who thinks that somehow the weather on the other side of the house will be different. My cat who wakes you up and races you to the kitchen for breakfast.

You sir, I hope cradled by the sun you love so much, in the yard you’ve enjoyed stalking, surrounded by people who love you, you go gentle into that good night.

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Yk what I need.

Female Aziracrow with Aziraphale as a mob boss and Crowley as this florist or nanny or something she’s taken a liking to.

Idc if it’s in character or not it’s just a very specific craving.

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bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

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Sin makes us human

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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Teeth

🦷🦷🦷

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I love being evil and queer, and I love my evil and queer friends 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I love being evil and queer. reblog if you love being evil and queer. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Black Death

ok guys. lets make a normal sandwich that is normal and not diseasious

i will start

bread

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Really would be a shame

So, the state of Indiana has launched a "parental empowerment" web form allowing people to report whether children in schools are being taught anything about race/ethnicity or LGBTQIA2S+ issues.

Here's that form.

It'd be a terrible shame if that form were to be flooded with spurious reports, especially from Indiana residents (or anyone whose VPN has a site in e.g. Indianapolis).

Terrible, terrible shame. Yep. Just terrible.