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me: oh the newest version of ios has ai integration that will like summarize long text chains and stuff
ciro: cool let me try

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thinking about boxed meat? again
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I continue to run into people that are confused as to why Americans have screens on our windows and it’s really quite simple.
Bugs
Diseases carried by bugs
Other assorted wildlife such as dogs and teenagers
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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Bobby, completely serious: we have to talk about Buck. Buck, who doesn't know what Bobby's talking about: I DIDN'T DO IT. Chim, who doesn't know either: YES HE DID, I SAW HIM.
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no disabled person should have their parents be their only choice for support/caregivers. it’s not a privilege to be stuck with them and you don’t have to be grateful.
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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself
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Rooney Mara as Mary Magdalene smoking a cigarette beneath crucified Jesus
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When face timing them comes with risks (aka them messing around with you)

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