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very messy miku sketch that may become a part of something bigger, like a lineup or something. i had to draw this the moment i got the idea because how have i never seen miku drawn with crutches yet!!

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So this mf was friends with Sukuna in the heian era

Found out that Sukuna ate his twin in the womb

Decided to get railed by Sukunas Twins Reincarnation

Gave birth to an absolute unit

Then plotted to put his Son up against his Brother in Law?

What the fuck is wrong with him

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Concept art for Hobie Brown (part 1) by Christie Tseng (via Instagram)

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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

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okay but i cannot get over how funny it is. imagine if the Russians launched bombs back in the 60s and fucking John Wayne survived, 200-some years later he's still kicking and has become an actual gotdang cowboy like a real force to be reckoned with, a real wasteland legend. imagine you're a prewar ghoul somewhere else in the country and you hear about this. "John Wayne survived? The John Wayne from the movies? That John Wayne? You're kidding, he– no. No he is not a cowboy. No he's not going around dressed up like an honest to god– they didn't even– that's just for tv! WAIT AND HE'S GOOD AT IT? YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME SAY PSYCH RIGHT NOW I CANT–"

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One more astonishingly accurate part of the fallout show is the fact that all of the main characters immediately run into complete weirdo npcs the minute they set foot in the wasteland for the first time lol.

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The most humane product invented by vault tec being a banana flavoured cyanide pill is very on brand.

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We lost the fucking plot when we started doing "pro vs anti" ship discourse i am SO serious when i say that its literally not that deep and treating it like it is will give you brain rot beyond your comprehension

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Raise your hand if you too have been overpowered by a Yao guai and tried running away while uttering “fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck” knowing damn well you were as good as dead

🙋🏻‍♀️

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I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

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The most accurate recreation of the fallout experience so far in the show is being snuck up on by a Yao guai and running away screaming ‘fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck-

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Obsessed

Your absolute beauty blinds me. I am absolutely obsessed with you, completely infatuated even. It scares me a bit; all the power you hold over me, and yet you don't even know it. I would drop everything for you, I would kill for you, would die for you at just the snap of a finger. Anything you ask of or need WILL be taken care of with everything in my being just to see those pretty white teeth. I love it so much, your eyes that hold all my answers and prayers. I worship the ground you walk on, one look at you, one sound from you heals me no matter how deep they are. Not even my bones will leave your hands. I would go through every level of hell to just breathe in the same air as you. You are my obsession.

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he spends most of his time trying to make them presentable...