cryprid
cryprid
im just a silly guy :3
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cryprid · 12 hours ago
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is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?
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cryprid · 12 hours ago
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citationless behavior
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cryprid · 22 hours ago
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*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*
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cryprid · 22 hours ago
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cryprid · 22 hours ago
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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn
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cryprid · 22 hours ago
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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cryprid · 24 hours ago
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Oppositional sexism is a very useful term actually. Like, so much is better explained by the idea of “there’s a societal belief that men and women should remain opposites and should have no overlapping traits” than “this is homophobia/transphobia”. Why does society hate displays of femininity in men and masculinity in women? It’s oppositional sexism. They hate that you’re proof that masculinity and femininity aren’t inherently opposites. Thank you julia serano for another banger
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cryprid · 4 days ago
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cryprid · 4 days ago
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Hector u so coot! ❤️
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OH GOD- HECTOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
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cryprid · 4 days ago
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cryprid · 4 days ago
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Livewire
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cryprid · 4 days ago
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Breaker box boys
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cryprid · 4 days ago
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PART THIS SOUL AS JEKYLL PARTED HYDE.
alt version that also works that i havent decided if i like or not:
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cryprid · 4 days ago
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so i guess today i disrupted the UN "ai for good" summit and got arrested with a friend
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cryprid · 4 days ago
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cryprid · 4 days ago
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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.
So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.
She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.
He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...
"Oh you have a dick?"
"... yeah."
He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says
"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"
And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.
My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"
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cryprid · 4 days ago
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