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forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man

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Hi there , I hope you’re doing well.

I recently shared my story about the challenges my family and I face in Gaza 🇵🇸 and would be so grateful if you could help by reblogging it 🔁.

Every share brings more awareness and support 🫶, and if you’re able to donate 💖, even a little makes a huge difference 🌟. Thank you for caring and for any help you can offer 🙏.

whatever. jeritza porn

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Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔

I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊

Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑

https://gofund.me/b141d50f 🔗

the fact that there are people soulless enough to do this scam shit while stealing funds from actual victims in palestine is fucking insane. no morals

(dont click that link btw)

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apologize to her

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you’re all retarded i hate this community

Confession 1802

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i cannot believe this is a real thing that happened oh my god

It’s… A Real Cookie…

So, late last year I bought one of these cuties from Dearie because I had a 20% discount code. I needed more loliable accessories in my life since I’d bought my first sweet print that was covered in desserts- Melty Donut whatever the fuck. So, a few months had passed, after the last time I wore it I sat it on my bureau and there it sat for a few weeks. Maybe it was the change in temperatures or humidity or whatever but… it cracked. I was peeved, but I paid about 10$ for it and I figured I could glue it and as I went to do so I found… crumbs. Flaky doughy bits that were very unlike paper clay or any other deco medium I was familiar with. It’d gotten soft the way that graham crackers do when they do stale. This is when I began to wonder if I paid 10$ for an acrylic glazed cookie with a bow glued to it. I sat it on my desk and went about my day but it’s left a prickling feeling at the back of my neck. I was laying in bed half asleep until a few minutes ago but my anxieties have finally pushed me. I could either try to glue it together and fix it or force the crack more and reveal it’s secrets…

For one thing, for all my searching I can’t find a mold for a Marie biscuit but I can find the biscuits themselves for as low as 2.99. Well, this is a just a tiny disturbing and particularly hilarious.

I wouldn’t recommend buying from Dearie if you want long lasting accessories.

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non-essential oil

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if any of you think you know how much i need hubert von vestra it's more than that

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i want to show this to Shigeru Miyamoto and ask him if this passes the nintendo seal of quality

Nohrian Festival: Jakob and Niles Conversation Pt. 1 & 2

Something else that was requested by two people… And rightly so. This conversation is hilarious between Niles attempting to “seduce” Jakob and Jakob just being his usual “Nope I’m out fuck off” sassy self. 

But well, Niles always manages to get his way eventually. Even from a hardass like Jakob. 

And Niles, we all know that you do mean well, but sometimes your methods of comfort are a little… scandalous. 

Keep reading

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crazy thought for ya bub:

They Aren't Real

Congrats to everyone who cried hard enough to get the Wendigo renamed for erasing Native American culture.

You’ve done well to ensure people will not hear the stories and mythos of a culture not normally represented in media.

“But anon it wasn’t portrayed correctly, which is disrespectful!”

Hey guess what, genius, it wasn’t meant to be an actual Wendigo.

The real concept of the Wendigo (greed/taboo/corruption) is a little too wordy and little to heavy for a pet game. And really, is breaking it down to simply “very dangerous to everyone around it” that bad of a stretch? I could see if it was changed to be “loves everyone all the time” that it would be a problem.

Look, inspiration drawn from other cultures is what keeps them alive. People will look up what the creature actually was and what it really means and then, god forbid, learn about another culture.

As a side: Pop culture bastardizes everyone, and I mean everyone’s mythos all the time. None of you would even think to complain about Marvel’s Loki, I guarantee it.

It’s also funny we can’t even see why it was deemed “disrespectful” because they deleted the thread. Can’t even get “educated”.

TLDR; Portraying other cultures is seen as “stealing”. Drawing inspiration/simplifying “strips meaning” and now that a website has changed the name, the concept of Wendigo is no longer on the verge of collapse.

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my cis boy swag

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this guy doesn't lie down in the grass and look at the shapes of the clouds. he hasn't even frolicmaxxed

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oh so you think pro-loli is good?

🗣 HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY LIKES LOLI AND IS ALSO A BRONY

THIS MAN IS GOD’S MAN

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splatoon fandom be like

[fetishizes lesbians] [ships a prisoner of war and the leader of his marginalized group of people with his captor who employs child soldiers and genocided the pow's people, as well as being bigoted and biased against them because teehee yaoi!]

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i think if you say you're an actual real practiced artist but use ai as an assisting tool the anti ai rent free people would have an actual conniption

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who wants to end Tumblr?