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blood for the blood god

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I just. maybe I should be mad but I’m not. Wilbur Soot is a cunt and this was a story about suicide and blue sheep and sunrises and utah and I love that he took a deliberate move to make it campy and insane and like all of the most memorable bits from this stupid server it is full of heart! his mom is a fridge! he fucked a salmon! tragedy and grief render everything around them obscene and hilarious and the fact that this story ended in such a silly way is the ultimate fuck you to c!wilbur’s mindset that he is some ultimate dramatic evil. the world is ridiculous! you have to forgive yourself! suck it green boy! 

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One last time

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Wilbur in Phil's TTS!

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Healthy relationships are clearly better in real-life but fucked-up ones are way more dramatically interesting in fiction. In much the same way–indeed, in exactly the same way–that feudal monarchy is a hell of a lot of fun in fantasy and historical fiction novels, but complete shit to actually live under.

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hey girl just got revived ‼️

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Flapjack <3

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little sketch thing of phil's birch biome project

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GAY PIRATES pls >:)

i love gay pirates

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The problem with long hair

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cries

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God I’ve missed c!tommy

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Taika Waititi doesn’t even need to advertise his tv shows, gays just won’t shut up about it online and recommend it for free like a game of LGBTelephone

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POV: you caught them talking shit.

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reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

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In early Season 1 DSMP, Tommy has a one-off quip to Ponk about “blood for the blood child” and in a different, worse universe all of the fans watching latched onto it and started drawing Tommy as an edgy Techno-mini-me. This is an execution of that concept. (I think links still destroy your tumblr search results so: it’s on Blueberry TV’s cut of dsmp 1. Episode 42, timestamp 16:40 or so)