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"It's all in your head!"

Actually, since it's literally damaging my brain, which is a part of my body that can also affect the health and well-being of the rest of my body, I'd say it's directly connected to everything.

(I realize this does fit with the analogy in the reblogs above)

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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Do you remember the "if you could go back in time and kill a baby version of [evil dictaor] would you be able to do that?" moral question? Any of you who said yes, you're wrong.

News headlines from this past week 3/23/25

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Bro what the fuck

This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon

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“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

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Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.

Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.

Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.

Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.

If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.

Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.

Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.

Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.

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I've seen so many people point it out and scream it from the rooftops that it's wearing me down to see the conservative Republicans on Facebook like "lolll the dems are upset they lost. That's crazy." This while the world is burning around them. Things are getting bad, and they're like, "It's everyone else's fault and not related to the man I voted for despite him saying he'd do exactly things like this!!"

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Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

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UC or ER?

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he was supposed to be stabbed more times than he was, but SOME PEOPLE decided not to participate!!!! Smh.

Tumblr holidays not being used for the rest of the world is weird. What do you mean I have to go to school/work? Don't you people know Julius Caesar was stabbed multiple times?

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hey just a reminder that the news is actively not reporting on the massive protests against the current administration happening across the country. If you're freaking out because "we're really just letting this happen?" No, we aren't, and you're not alone. Don't be complacent and don't give up.

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Your ears may not swivel, but they do shift back to hear things behind you!!! you can learn to control/ feel for the muscles that move your ears by pretending to listen for noises above or behind your head. like pretend you're trying to hear something onto of or behind your head and you'll feel 2 separate muscles moving your ears in those directions.

You can learn to wiggle your ears by doing this enough and it feels very silly.

Unfortunately, moving your ears like this is not a skill that is useful, but it is a fun stim.

maybe im just a weirdo but does anyone else hear an interesting or relevant conversation behind you in a way where you think if i’d been a cat my ear would have done this just now

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I have no words.

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I was always like "if I met my doppelganger, they better be prepared to team up with me and confise the hell out of some people." but now I have to consider a clone?

If the clone is a smaller and younger version of me??? Immediately put in therapy.

If the clone is made to be my age, first of all... HOW. second of all.. what do you mean you were made in a lab? did you not get to experience life?? have fun??? Bro we're gonna take those people to JAIL and then get you a life you deserve. Not because you're a clone of me, but because that's fucked up, man. Also therapy pt 2. Does bro have government identification or do we gotta get some? Will the government give me identification for a clone? They're still a person. Someone made them.

"clones" identical twins? you are describing identical twins with a birth delay

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"OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOUR LIGAMENTS? YOU CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THAT??? HOW SCANDALOUS!"

Slut shaming skeletons for not wearing skin to cover their bones.

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Slut shaming skeletons for not wearing skin to cover their bones.

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