cryptid-teapot
cryptid-teapot
loth cat enthusiast
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mid 20s. - he/they - star wars mostly. - je parle français aussi - Buy me a ko-fi, or look @ comissions: https://ko-fi.com/teapot_ (sideblog, i can't follow you back from here. so if u don't see a followback notif i still appreciate u)
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cryptid-teapot · 6 days ago
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My body is a machine that turns artistic inspiration into merrical drawings
Find me… elsewhere
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cryptid-teapot · 11 days ago
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My reaction when I heard the Ghorman people speak for the first time (I’m French)
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“Am I haunted by my own Frenchness”
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cryptid-teapot · 12 days ago
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emperor palpatine is so fucking cringe dude he doesn’t even have a court jester
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cryptid-teapot · 14 days ago
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"Cassian Andor is my dream man"
100 pounds soaking wet. Broke. Jobless. Dead. Too many bitches. Criminal record under multiple aliases. Lesbians HATE him. Dead.
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cryptid-teapot · 14 days ago
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goth queen
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cryptid-teapot · 17 days ago
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goth queen
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cryptid-teapot · 18 days ago
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Merrin WIP
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cryptid-teapot · 18 days ago
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been thinking abt @akathecentimetre teacher kenobi modern au again
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cryptid-teapot · 24 days ago
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Killing Jedi with mama
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cryptid-teapot · 27 days ago
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requests open while I brainstorm stuff
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cryptid-teapot · 1 month ago
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Forest Whitaker as Saw Gerrera In Andor (2022 - 2025)
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cryptid-teapot · 1 month ago
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What if Hades from Hadestown was Hades in Hades?
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cryptid-teapot · 1 month ago
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Can you believe. Can you believe that Kleya's bruises won't even have faded when everything she's been working for comes to fruition. Can you believe there might still be safehouse dust on her boots when the Death Star blows. Can you believe, against all odds, Star Wars' time-honored ability to make you see new ghosts again and again and again
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cryptid-teapot · 1 month ago
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it’s so sick (derogatory) too bc the whole point of the farm planet (and niamos lol) is that there IS nowhere untouched by the empire, this pristine pastoral wheat field is anything but that. HOW are we to see that as a happy ending for bix, how are we supposed to see that as anything but ludicrous thoughtless misogynist writing
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cryptid-teapot · 1 month ago
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ANDOR | 2.11
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cryptid-teapot · 1 month ago
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cassian and vel friendship you are so important to me
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cryptid-teapot · 1 month ago
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if that’s your idea of a good ending for bix. thanks i hate it here. dw ladies you don’t have to die to further the man’s narrative. instead you can fridge yourself and have his baby!!! go back to the farm where you were assaulted and raise a child!!! dead or a mother these are your only two options!!!
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