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NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

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im always either posting harry du bois or one of those spore fuckers

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Had caffeine and too much of food I’m taking damage as we speak (this is the equivalent of giving a frail forest creature that completely radioactive mcdonalds sprite and like,, sour candy)

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Hello all of you wonderful critters I have an art blog now!! It’s @frenzy-draws !! Go follow if you wanna see stupid art (will mostly propably be fandom related like star trek tgn or like well anything cringe basically. Ok? Ok.)

This was prompted by the fact I actually fucking draw 24/7 and I’m being eaten alive by the fact I can’t post my fandom stuff on instagram out of fear so yeah! Hope at least 1 (one) of you sees that!

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I’m off the rails. Exept not always sometimes I step on the rail and take those edgy as fuck 2014 grunge photos with a ugly darkened instagram ass filter. And keep walking just beside the rail

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Stawburry Jeezcake

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i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

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Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

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The mothman is 58??? He should be at the club!!!

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hi. i sent a screenshot of your video to my girlfriend and he said "hey! its thingy!" and upon questioning discovered that they were trying to remember your name. unfortunately your name is Weird Thingy now, i guess. do with this information what you will.

There are very funny things I can do with this information. Thank you.

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I’m at that level of internet brainrot that this happens regularly

Me: *being reminded of something from my past or making a (mediocre at best) realization about something in my life*

My idiot brain: *starts playing THAT part of Perfect girl by Mareux as if I’m in a dramatic edit*

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Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

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