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"can you explain this gap in your resume" i lay in dark and dreaming sleep while countless wars and ages passed; i woke still weak a year before i joined you

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astarion my beloved i don't draw you often enough

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kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

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Remember kids, every npc is romanceable through the power of delusion

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seeing ppl casually use the word fuckass again in conversation and this is all I can picture

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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

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something something doomed by becoming a narrative foil

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A family does not have to be a man and a woman, it can be a gentleman necromancer, his skeleton son, his spouse, and the spouse's younger sibling who keeps asking if he fucked a corpse

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Ever think about how Mythal wanted Solas for his wisdom then never listened to it when it mattered?

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Just an assortment of memes. A meme salad.

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how i ended up romancing emmrich:

- “hah, ppl really like this older guy, hope they get to romance him if they want”

- “oh, cool, he’s romancable, i’m so happy for everyone who wanted to romance him”

- “dang, he’s getting really popular, ykw, good for him! he’s too old for me, but i hope that old man gets some action”

- “oh, yay, the game’s out! i’m leaning towards davrin or harding or lucanis but we’ll see who i end up romancing once i really start getting to know everyone!”

- “lol, is he wearing a skull helmet? he’s kinda silly”

- “aw, he’s actually really sweet…”

- “oh! he wants to talk, haha, i love when he talks about spirits and the fade it reminds me of when i was romancing solas oh no-”

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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We finally semi-officially got the confirmation for which tattoo stands for which faction, thanks to @pinkyjulien's folder! Last two are vallaslin, and thus empty!

Body tattoos ✦ body paints ✦ official vallaslin

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Gaby Soto is a gift

Edit: I missed one!

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DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD Morrigan Exclusive First Hands-On Preview