cryptidllama

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Cryptid Llama is on hiatus for an undisclosed reason.

New Chapter begins soon.

The Toad Rrip.

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Okay we stopped at a store and bought her a t-shirt.

I’ve been trying to teach Chantelle to shapeshift like the rest of us so she does not have to sit in the tub of water.

It is not going well so far.

We ended the session with her turned into more fish than person.

Persistence is key my friends!

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We’re camping at various campsites on the way.

I feel bad for Chantelle though

We’ve been having to dump her in random lakes to refresh her water.

I need to find her more clothing than a fucking seashell bra though holy shit.

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Okay so Vanessa has been talking about how much she hates Five Nights at Freddy’s.

I cannot fathom why.

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After a day of driving it feels like we’ve gotten nowhere.

Maybe that’s because I’m literally a llama with a fucked perception of time.

Chantelle has become quick friends with Maeve and Vanessa.

I’m stuck in a car with three chatty water creatures, save me.

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Chantelle tells me that her dad is and I quote.

“The king of like, literally the whole ocean.”

I have a feeling she hasn’t met my friend Maggie.

Just saying.

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Van packed

Tunes loaded.

Chantelle attached.

Appa driving.

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I found a bathtub and helped Chantelle into it.

I’m going to take her on the roadtrip so we can bring her to the sea and free her.

Hopefully she can reunite with her family.

Kindness comes from the bottom of your heart, being nice isn’t the only thing to being truly kind.

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Okay I found a mermaid in the lake.

Her name is Chantelle.

I do not know how the hell she got into a lake in the middle of a continent….

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Roadtrip on.

But first a stop at that lake.

I’m going to try to see whatever was lurking in the water again.

Pursuing the option to remove things that haunt you is the option to take even in the darkest of times.

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Someone is watching me.

I see them the edge of the water.

Their head poked out and stared at me.

I’m heading home.

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Our roadtrip that I’m planning is going to go through West Virginia.

Eventually we’ll get to Dover.

We’re going to Dover because I’ve heard it has good fish.

I’m excited to try the fish.

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Appa has been telling me about his family as of late.

I cannot believe that he had family in Arkansas, Louisiana, and Florida.

That wasn’t even the craziest part, apparently Appa is very distantly Asian and has cousins in and around China.

I love finding out new things about my friends, don’t be afraid to ask questions about your friends and learn something new about them.

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The lake was warm today.

This is a sign that summer is coming.

I think I saw someone watching me.

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Guys I’m headed out on a road trip to Dover.

Appa, Maeve, and Vanessa are coming with me.

I’m seeing if I can get anyone else to go but I’m 95% sure that there won’t be anyone else.

Adventure is always nice change of pace.

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I went to visit the lake today.

I took a swim and contemplated life.

I hope maybe I can make a new friend this week.

Always speak your wants and desires into reality. Manifestation works.

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Appa and I met Maeve’s girlfriend Vanessa today.

I cannot believe that Maeve found a second reptilian cryptid.

The world works in mysterious ways.