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I’m still thinking abt the fact we successfully “kung pow penis’ed” the Bitcoin blog like it was an anime attack. I like to think they’re dead

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Wanna punch a Nazi?

Can’t help you there, but you can do something in solidarity with Jewish people.

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Rating: Not Cute

Angels only scuttle like that when they feel threatened. Additionally, like any member of the 1st choir, Seraphim should never be seen outside of the direct presence of God in heaven, much less in the bathroom of a Bed Bath and Beyond.

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Whale Shark Gliding Through Bioluminiscent Algae _ Mike Nulty

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oh, i love that we decorate things! i love when we make our homes a little picture of ourselves! i love how you can step into a house and sometimes know - oh, you made this yours! i love looking up to a window and seeing the hopeful little green heads of potted plants! i love the cheery bright fairy lights in your childhood bedroom! i love that we paint our nails, i love that we dye our hair, i love that my house's front door changes color every year! i love finding little chalk pictures and little hearts in the pen aisle of art stores and little stickers on the outside of waterbottles! i love the clip-on earrings and the little tassels on the end of new bike handles and the bird on my favorite plate! i love that in the darkest part of the year, when things are scary and sparse, we put up cheesy snowmen and flamingos in scarves and big, tinseled hope - hi, there! we say, i'm in here! this is what my light wants to look like! come see! come see me!

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drink water

on it boss

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now spit the water out

what do you people want from me

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“you intend to become a god?” “¯\_(ツ)_/¯” does Madoka Kaname know how funny she is

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I dreamed I made this meme so I had to make it in real life.