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This cheese ball digging box is perfect for mice because they already are little cheeseballs.

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It's my baby Yoshi's birthday today!! I've had my little buddy for a whole year now and he's grown so much bigger!! He's still got his adorable smile though 💕✨

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Please look at my dumb child

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only my tablet pen activates lazer pointer cat mode

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if you passionately defended "ugly" or "scary" animals as a kid you're gay now

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Guinea pig life

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They are not decorations - if you want decorations, buy toys or chocolates instead.

This is an old article, but I think it’s still relevant: x

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I feel like the world needs to see my guinea pig Bubble, basically, he will only accept cuddles if you let him climb onto your shoulders... And when he gets on your shoulder he will sit there and get comfy (even falling asleep if you are lucky)

He's so weird and I love him 🥺

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Literally anyone: walks up the stairs

My guinea pigs, thinking they are entitled to extra veggies:

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Me, at 1am: *trying to sleep*

My rats:

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rat: *holds my finger with their tiny hands*

me:

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RUN IN THE FOREST BE GAY DO CRIME

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having a pet bug is like:

-i will baby talk at this bug even though he cannot hear me

-what are you doing on the ceiling 

-every time i pass your tank i look for you and when i find you i am filled with immeasurable joy