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■個展のご案内■

「ギューブ」

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In the midst of all this it's alarming the number of people who just naturally accept that there are over 100 US military bases abroad. Like when people say the US is an "empire" they mean that in a very literal commonly-accepted-definition type of way.

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A jaguar (Panthera onca) patrols the riverbanks of Cuiaba in Matto Grosso, Brazil

by Nedko Nedkov

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crazy that in the 1970s they were like, "fine, women can play sports. but because they're innately less athletic than men, only in a special ghettoized League For The Frail And Delicate where they get paid less 😊". And not only is that still the system in 2023, but viciously lashing out at the smallest challenges to that system gets framed as Feminist Praxis

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the thing is that being fat - much like being transgender and being autistic - is awesome right up until the moment you have to exist in a society that doesn't particularly want you to be there

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本気(ﾏｼﾞ)で呪(ｼﾞｭｯ)する5秒前

#drawing #illustration

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okay

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earth greeting

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Deskbots Adventures #14

Angel: Oke, Scavenger! You can go out and play!

Scavenger: YEY!!!

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Pressure cookers are a common household example of a domesticated bomb

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no way they just killed off enkidu... gilgamesh x enkidu heads is it worth continuing through the other tablets 😭

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Alexei Vasilievich Hanzen(1876-1937)  

Coastline, Dalmatia

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i forgor i have this constructibabe in my gallery. inspired by one of my fave typa vibe which is vaporwave woohoo

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grandpa torture hours

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Everyone's always like, "Optimus this - or - Megatron that..."

Um? What about Grit???

PLEASE read Empire of Stone and show Grit some love he's an absolute unit of dumb but loyal bestie and I love him so much!

HE'S ONLY IN EMPIRE OF STONE THOUGH MY GRITTY ISN'T IN ANYTHING ELSE NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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everything just really comes down to how I wasn't a person for most of my life. by which I mean I did not consider myself a person. it made such a profound impact on the way I navigated the world & yet standing on the other side of it I could hardly explain it to you