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the unbreakable connection between me and a song I heard in a fanvid over ten years ago

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Bellini & Tedesco + book quotes

Conclave (2024)

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cant even hornypost about falin touden bc im just gonna get dozens of people responding with marcille speech bubble image edits

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Valgrace animation I posted on tik tok

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Medieval things,,..

Edit: One thing that I see a lot in medieval art is making the cheeks a bit rosy, so I added that in.

Penis sword is a real thing by the way, look up bollocks dagger.

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repo jest super

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sounds and scenes of knifetrick

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repo doodles

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I think people on here operate on a very weird definition of "conventionally attractive" where anything humanoid is already too normal for them. When society at large is like "if you're not skinny and white and able bodied and cisgender you're basically unfuckable"

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how did i forget? how…?

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love this guy the imp

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VOLUME WARNING

thank god they didn't overreact

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It's been a while lol

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[taps watch] you've got 2 months, art fighters...

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hi. uh. can you draw c!crimeboys in pogtopia <- person with incurable crimeboys brainrot

ye

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I’ve never been a real star wars fan but the phantom menace came out when I was 6 and my older brother was 8 so we were absolutely among the target audience and we had toy light sabers & we spent a lot of time playing star wars but my brothers were anakin and obi wan etc. and my best friend was padmé which meant i had to come up with a star wars oc and since my brother was anakin i decided okay. i would be anakin’s sister.

i made up a backstory that i was his twin sister who also lived on tatooine and i also had latent force potential but qui gon and obi wan didn’t even try to meet me even when anakin mentioned me and they left me behind.

this was an utter betrayal to me obviously, like my brother got rescued and i got abandoned and i could have been him and i should have been him. i should’ve been at his side. i should have gotten training and all else. i should have been a jedi too.

but they didn’t even care to meet me. so i had this intense grudge against the jedi and i ended up developing my skills myself and then i grew up and got myself off tattooine and set out on a mission as a rogue force user to kill obi wan.

and 6 year old me really embodied that role. she felt that. so when I was like 25 & rewatched the original star wars trilogy for the first time since childhood, when obi wan came on I was like ugh. I hate that guy. and my friend was like “WHY?”

and I thought about it and realized it wasn’t actually his character. I was remembering my childhood self insert oc beef.

Like, sorry you wouldn’t get it but obi wan and I have history.

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