cryptidvagabond

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Not queer as in "queer is not a slur" but queer as in "I do not give a fuck if its a slur, you don't get to censor my identity regardless". Queer as in "I HOPE my identity upsets you". Queer as in "my identity is not only a slur but a threat"

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Trying to take care of yourself when you're sick is so annoying. Like you know you should probably eat something and you're trying to question yourself on what you'd want to eat, and the only answer is your inner voice of dying Jane Austen going "I desire nothing but death". well ok you dramatic sickly bitch do you want that with garlic or hot sauce.

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I love characters whose kindness is futile I love characters who are punished for caring. I love characters who trust when they shouldn’t. I love characters who try to be good despite their situation only for that goodness to betray them in the end

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Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank

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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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Say what you want about people who read 100+ books a year "not absorbing anything they read" or whatever other assumptions you want to make to cover up your insecurities about your own reading habits. I think that shit is admirable. And I really don't care if they finish the book, close it, and immediately forget everything they just read. Some of us have garbage memory. They still read, and that's cool.

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The last several years have been like

2018

2019

[Radio Static]

June 2025

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you’re very kind and very patient

I ran out of my lifetime supply of "being the bigger person" some years ago. I don't start shit with people, but if someone starts first, I have no intention to be bigger, or a person. I am going to be a mean little beast. If someone decides to kick me just to see what happens, they're free to spend the rest of the afternoon plucking my teeth off their ankle.