cryptidwilliam

[cryptidwilliam]

[cryptidwilliam]

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

[cryptidwilliam]

imagine you are fbi agents trying to nail down the biggest case of your career and you just can't stop running up against college athletes who you need as witnesses but they won't take your help and just keep saying "but, ball is life??" when you suggest they go into witness protection

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if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.

[cryptidwilliam]

won't beef with people younger than me because that's embarrassing for me. won't beef with people older than me because that's embarrassing for them. won't beef with people my age because i know we both have better shit to be doing. peace and lovr on planet earth

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Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

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Hey so like what do you do when you’ve spent your entire life kind of feeling like it was always gonna end tomorrow and always on the move because sitting still was just too boring and always wanting more but having too much and never wanting anything at all because of the weight of responsibility but it was never enough and never caring about money or school or careers and hitting 22 and still not caring about money school or careers because they all just felt so fake and there’s no job out there that will ever be fulfilling because you don’t find work fulfilling but there’s nothing else to do in the city country place world that you live in so you just kind of accept that you’ll never be fulfilled and maybe you’re not depressed it’s just the conditions that you live in but you really wouldn’t know because the conditions haven’t changed you just have a different view from your window and also you probably have something very physically wrong with you but you’ve got no plans so you’re not really worried about it

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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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[cryptidwilliam]

i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned

[cryptidwilliam]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[cryptidwilliam]

another song i like started playing in the playlist i created titled “favorite songs”

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what if you were GAY!!! and your boyfriend was COLD!!!!!!!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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realized i never posted this one here either, so here ya go 🐇

[cryptidwilliam]

"wanting something" wins Most Embarrassing Thing You Can Do award for 23rd year in a row