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You know what I'm gonna COMPLAIN!

Vanilla sex isn't "wholesome sex"! Sex is not more pure just because it's done within the framework of a monogamous relationship and free from elements of kink!

"Person is so pure they probably don't even know what sex is." Purity isn't defined by the distance from sex! As if the more a person encounters sex in any context the less pure their soul becomes!

You🫵are not immune to propagating the beliefs and ideas of purity culture!

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So since you’re obviously trying to be obtuse about Sabrina carpenter - people are mad because it’s misogynistic and anti-feminist. Have you even seen the album cover? She’s on her knees with some dude holding her by the hair. Since you’re being a little bitch about it I won’t start on the politics of why this matters even more right now. Get the fuck out of here you stupid Russian skank

I'm sorry everybody I know I'm supposed to do some kind of zinger in reply but this is genuinely so fucking funny

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the fact that johnny shows up at the end of "karate kid legends" with daniel, and they eat pizza TOGETHER, and johnny said about starting another business TOGETHER... insane. i love my gay parents so much. please give another movie/show just about them, i'm begging!!!

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fighting spirit

COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN !!! check my pinned post for more details ⭐️

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no shade in the shadow of the cross

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i was going to bed when this post with these beautiful tags crossed my dash, and now here’s this

i just love this trope so much i can’t resist……………………………..

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Ohhhh boy finally I’m finished with this bad boy. This is for @plaidshirtjimkirk ‘s @oldmarriedspirk Challenge! This of course takes place before Spock returns to the Enterprise in TMP, and if it’s not entirely clear it’s a slight twist where Spock does in fact seek Bones’ advice for how to approach the Unfuckening he caused between TOS & TMP. 

The format and coloring was largely inspired by Tongari’s  25 Lives, which is one of my absolute favorite comics and pieces of writing, like, ever. :) I think it’s so beautiful and it inspires me so much every time I come across it/an incarnation of it. Please check it out!

I really enjoyed working on this, but more than anything now I’m pleased to get it out into the world so I can stop worrying about it LOL. I hope you enjoy reading it! Thank you to my babes @nomical @beacorominas & @onedamnminuteadmiral for their eyes and ears and words of encouragement! <3 (Bigger and clearer version here.)

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#SPOCK TOOK OFF HIS COMMS BADGE SO HE WOULDNT JAB JIM THIS IS TOO SWEET I’M DYING ( @letsboldlygomotherfuckers​  re: this work here)

Ahhh you’re the only one who picked up on that - thank you for noticing!! <3 <3 Spock’s gentleness/thoughtfulness is something I think a lot about.

Here’s a little after-comic to that pic. I hope you like it! : )

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“”HANDS UP, FEDERATION HUMAN, THIS IS THE BAD JOKE PATROL””

Here’s a page for a comic that doesn’t exist. Luckily we all know how the story ends for our intrepid space husbands! (Please full-view for clearer shots, Tumblr ate this pretty bad!)

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I wanna see a line graph of how cranky and needlessly mean Spock is to the crew in relation Jim’s physical distance from him, cause there’s an unarguable correlation

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Good Morning

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SOoooooooo happy to finally finish this one ; w ; Proud of myself for pushing through

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i love janice rand (twitter) [ID in alt text]

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i know i’m not an aos person but quinto & pine are looking very good in their 40s and i want more saavik mentions in canon (ID in alt) [twitter]

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i just know they were this annoying to be around from the second they met (twitter) [ID in ALT]

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sometimes i hypothesize about how jim and spock are actually gonna meet in strange new worlds, but literally every scenario ends in jim flirting and spock kicking his feet/ blushing (twitter) [ID in ALT]

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the missile is very eepy

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happy birthday, sweet levi 🎄🎁