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crypttrader · 2 days ago
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Feel Free to reach out on Ko-Fi!
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✰ Commissions Open ✰
Follow the Link•Tree for more information on where to find me and my content!
Feel free to DM me here, or on other platforms to discuss commissions.
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crypttrader · 2 days ago
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busy bun busy bun busy bun what is she working on
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crypttrader · 3 days ago
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✰ Commissions Open ✰
Follow the Link•Tree for more information on where to find me and my content!
Feel free to DM me here, or on other platforms to discuss commissions.
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crypttrader · 7 days ago
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Commissions Open
My editor is urging me to re-open commissions, as it's been nearly two years since I last opened commissions.
Also I could use the money
Two Cents [$0.02 USD] per word. Request how long you'd prefer the story. If I go over that word count, I won't charge a cent more!
Send me a message if you're interested.
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crypttrader · 9 days ago
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My frustration with the Discord Appeal Process
I have been fighting with Discord for the past few months, since they suspended my account, there. Admittedly, it's a one-sided fight.
Discord doesn't need to fight, at all, if they just ignore you.
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I filed an appeal 25 May 2025. In the innitial appeal chain and the first followup, I only received responses from two bots. Neither of which, at all, addressed what I had written, let alone that I had requested an appeal. Their response was only to tell me Discord had taken action against my account
No shit - I wouldn't be filing an appeal if Discord hadn't.
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I may be living under a rock of sorts - as I didn't know until about a week into my appeal process that Clyde is a bot! Other than the profile picture beign a cute robot, Clyde made no attempt to let me know they're a bot.
So I wrote a lengthy response to Clyde, as if they were a real human, as per their final sentence, "If you believe this is in error, feel free to reply back to this email."
(note - this was not done over email, but on support.discord.com - so the bot's messages are outdated)
After my lengthy reply to Clyde, I got a response from a different bot.
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This bot, so long as I can tell, does not have a name. It appears to be the shared account for the Discord Trust & Safety team. Using a Game of Thrones profile picture.
This bot is very clearly masquerading as a real human - unlike Clyde, which isn't pretending to be human... but isn't telling you its a bot, either.
This is frustrating, but it is EXTRA frustrating considering the reason for my suspension:
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I'm alleged to have broken Discord's rules for impersonation.
Discord's Impersonation Policy can be broken down into two main sections:
1.) A fake account: "We define a fake profile as an online identity for an individual or entity that does not exist. Some fake user profiles can be identified by their use of stolen or generated images as avatars." 2.) Impersonation: "Impersonation means pretending to be a real individual, group, or organization. This typically involves the use of identity details (such as name or likeness) to deceive others about the ownership or affiliation of a digital profile."
The audacity of Discord to respond to my appeal for violations of their Impersonation Policy - with two bots pretending to be real people.
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Back to the response from the second bot. "You should've received a system DM or email with more information"
An absolute lie.
You can't receive DM's on a suspended account. Or rather, you cannot view them.
And the email I received notifying me of my suspension had less information on it than the notice I receive when attempting to sign-in to the suspended account. The email does not even state that the suspension is for violation of Discord's rules for impersonation.
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After replying to the second bot, I received no more responses, regardless of what I wrote. After a month, I filed a second appeal. I got the exact same responses (which is what confirmed for me the second account was also a bot).
Similarly, no further responses after replying to the second bot.
I continued to write responses until the thread was locked.
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Of course I created a followup.
which was IMMEDIATELY marked as solved, with no responses.
I continued to reply in that thread until it, too, was locked. Today I created a follow-up to that follow-up.
Exactly one hour after the creation of that follow-up the request was marked as solved.
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So clearly, the appeal process, by itself, provides no results.
let's try other official channels: - Discord's feedback page - Discord's subreddit - Discord's official twitter and bluesky pages
The feedback article I wrote on support.discord.com remained hidden from view while awaiting approval by moderation. After approximately one month of sitting in limbo, the post was deleted. There's not even a history of the article being posted and denied, under my account.
Discord literally deleting negative feedback
Onto reddit, then:
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Post deleted, manually, by the mod team, after two comments were made.
No responses on Twitter or Bluesky, at all.
And, unfortunately, my social media presence isn't large enough for 'public outcry' to occur.
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Lastly, probably the worst part,
(because this isn't just about me)
Discord edited their appeals process information page. I had to use the Internet Archive Wayback Machine to see the old version of the page from when I first filed my appeal.
They removed a paragraph regarding their commitment to human rights and free speech and how everyone has a right to have their voices heard, especially as part of an appeal.
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The change was made, but the article's date was left the same. It's as if they've stealthily removed the statement to gaslight users into believing the statement was never there. The removed quote, in full:
"Just as you deserve a chance to be heard when some action is taken against you offline, you should have such a chance to be heard when action is taken against your Discord account by us. The process reflects Discord's commitment to internationally recognized human rights set out in the United Nations Guiding Principles on Business and Human Rights (UNGPs), privacy, and free expression."
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crypttrader · 26 days ago
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Hey that's Colwag's OC, Samantha Kruze! Colwag is a good friend of the Crypt.
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I wonder how big she’ll get?
Artist: no source discernible :(
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crypttrader · 26 days ago
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"The minimum" 100% agree. This is a good start. a "Small amount" of cum.
more paizuri porn needs to end with the girl completely drenched in cum, the whole room even.
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crypttrader · 1 month ago
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Socially Distant
Inspired by @buttexpansioncaps - "Bounce Virus" stories. (@BeckMoon1 on twitter) You can find an archive of some of their stories on Tumbex
A story about getting lost in your your phone, doom scrolling as the world outside fades away. Letting yourself go numb as your ass gains quaking mass the further into trance you fall.
Available to read on the following platforms: DeviantArt Fur Affinity CryptPad
CW: Mentions of The Pandemic
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crypttrader · 2 months ago
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AIKA SPOTTED
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crypttrader · 2 months ago
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Socially Distant [Early Access]
New story available for early access on Patreon.
Public release 15 June, 2025. CW: Mentions of the Pandemic
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crypttrader · 2 months ago
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Company Time 0.5
Public release Originally released on Patreon 05FEB2023
Available on DeviantArt And also on CryptPad
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crypttrader · 8 months ago
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the world really does need more hyper pussy content tbh
You'd think with how prevalent hyper cock is people would also want to see pussies big enough to take them, but that's surprisingly not the case.
The image of a woman completely immobilized, sitting atop her impossibly gigantic pussy, cumming completely hands free just by rutting against the ground, is incredibly hot and I hope more people see the light someday.
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crypttrader · 8 months ago
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Confession:
I love watch blender viscosity test videos
Because I just think about thicker and thicker cum.
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crypttrader · 9 months ago
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Just waiting for the great pumpkin to arrive as some jackolantern plant monster girl with a massive fuckin belly and a hunger for candy and sweet confections.
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crypttrader · 9 months ago
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New story! "The Flood"
You heard right! New story out and ready to read - Absolutely free!!
Go read it now on DeviantArt. Or read it, without an account, on my cryptpad.
CW: NSFW, Penis, precum, extreme precum-flooding.
Just a short vignette about someone with a very leaky cock.
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crypttrader · 9 months ago
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NEW STORY
I wrote a new short vignette, "The Flood".
You can read it now if you head over to my BlueSky if you wanna read it, now!
Otherwise, it will be available, all over, on Wednesday.
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crypttrader · 10 months ago
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