cryptv0id
cryptv0id
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cryptv0id · 1 year ago
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HOW are YouTubers and podcasters still doing ads for betterhelp THE FTC ORDERED THEM TO PAY OUT 7.8 MILLION DOLLARS TO THEIR CUSTOMERS FOR SELLING PRIVATE HEALTH INFORMATION
Don’t use betterhelp. Not only do they, again, sell private health information, but their therapists aren’t qualified or trained or supervised. Betterhelp is NOT better than no therapy and any therapist who says otherwise is a fucking hack
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lera dopirchuk
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cryptv0id · 1 year ago
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so my partner was all curled up in my Lightning Mcqueen Comforter this morning, and i look down and i see this
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so like,,,,, pixar tell me why you made a cars universe version of viagra, one thats subtle enough to put on a childrens blanket, and then put it on that blanket ????? the cars dont even have penises what is this going to do ?????? inflate their tires ???????????? pleasw fill me in
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Vampire aesthetic
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DON'T YOU FUCKING GET IT? / IT'S ALL ENDING SOON! IT'S GOING TO BE OVER BEFORE YOU EVEN FUCKING REALIZE IT.
THE WRITING HAS BEEN ON THE WALL FOR LONGER THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW, AND YOU ARE TOO BLIND TO SEE IT. / ENJOY BURNING DOWN WITH EVERYTHING ELSE WHEN SHIT INEVITABLY HITS THE FUCKING FAN JESUS CHRIST WHY DO YOU EVEN COME AROUND IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO FUCKING LISTEN
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maxim ukrainskyi
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Celebrate (You Finally Felt Something), Ronan Day-Lewis
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Brendon Burton, "Western Gothic"
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thinkin thoughts! this one’s called “niche market”
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cryptv0id · 1 year ago
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hilarious how the r/trueswifties gals are defending this album with their last breath and saying the critics and the (well deserved) hate are just because she's a successful WoMAn
babes. shes an unethical billionaire who has such a big monopoly that her FULL album was played on every radio station, who took you all for a ride with all her variants and is so overexposed that her mediocrity is starting to be visible to the general public, she dedicated the whole album to a racist nazi (sorry. tattooed golden retriever), and the lyrics you call a masterpiece are actually horrid, but sure, it's all because she's a woman
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