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Context.

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Context.

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This photo and angle make me feel like I’m under attack

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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

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found these on twitter that might be helpful to all rpers who want to make sure their themes and carrds are accessible to all

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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LGBT activists have been vocal about intersex issues for several decades, because establishing the legal right to bodily autonomy for intersex persons is basically inseparable from establishing the right of trans persons to that same legal autonomy over their own bodies. many intersex persons prefer not to be grouped together with LGBT causes; however, the vast majority of LGBT activists would agree that performing "corrective" surgery on intersex infants - to force them to adhere to a largely fictional gender binary - is pretty fucking evil.

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i like the idea of doing shakespeare adaptations set in high school a la 10 things i hate about you or she's the man but i feel like we're missing some opportunities by only doing the comedies. i wanna see macbeth but it's about a really high stakes student council election

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i like the idea of doing shakespeare adaptations set in high school a la 10 things i hate about you or she's the man but i feel like we're missing some opportunities by only doing the comedies. i wanna see macbeth but it's about a really high stakes student council election

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On the face of it, the only victim here is Light’s pride.

“It's like,” says Ryuk. “A side effect?”

“Of what ,” grits Light.

Ten minutes ago, just downstairs, Light had blurted out that a month or so prior there had been a day on which Ryuzaki had forgotten to shave, and that the memory of his scruff sometimes popped into Light's head at night now that he was sleeping alone again. A resounding silence had followed in which Light’s stomach tried to digest itself.

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lawlight, 5k.

for four hours a day, every day, light yagami can't lie.

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the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

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gonna start telling men they have good birthing hips

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Happy TTYD remake week!!

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This is the End Goal of Capitalism

I have had strong visions of the need for a specifically geriatric care orientated fast response team for evictions,.

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laying an egg quietly and demurely. laying an egg coquettishly

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Tess is very very determined and nothing is going to stop her from doing what she wants.