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SVSSS + MLP… HOW could anyone pour tea on that little guy’s head!!!! Poor thang!!!! 🥲

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a good night’s sleep (p1/?)

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(WIP) Pretty old man

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“Liu Qingge! At least wash up first, you uncultured brute!”

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“how do you write again after a long break?” you just start. that’s the horror of it. you just. start. and then the story opens its eyes.

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yknow it would actually be funny as shit if shen yuan transmigrated into pidw only to discover nothing is actually named like… that. like he goes to call something the pale moon glowing dewdrop lotus or some shit and everyone else is like wtf are you talking about? that’s just a pearl lotus. and then he discovers that airplane DID name everything in a normal manner… it’s just that bingge didn’t!!! after all bingge never got a proper education when he was on qing jing and pidw is all from his pov so it’s likely he just never fucking learned what anything was called and just made it up on the spot. like this kid was probably in the abyss and saw some monster and was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT and decided to call it the spikey-ass ring tailed serpent lemur because that’s what it looked like

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qijiu at the divorce proceedings. yue qingyuan’s big sad eyes that say ‘i understand, whatever xiao-jiu wants’ but mouth zipped shut in a placid smile. everyone is more uncomfortable with that than shen jiu’s murder vibes. only comment yue qingyuan makes is that he won’t not give everything over to shen jiu and instantly it feels like they’ve just locked themselves in a room with A Demon. a demon who’s very offended by the implication that he can’t live without yue qingyuan’s shit, and yue qingyuan’s smiling now, which is somehow worse, and law school prepares you for a lot but not for this shit

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One of my favorite little details when it comes to writing Shen Jiu is using “should” statements. He is always think about how he should feel or he should do this.

See, I’ve done a lot of therapy over the years. And one thing my therapists really hammered home is to have acceptance for what actually is rather than what we believe we should have.

Having Shen Jiu stuck in the “should” mindset just feels very in-character to me. He’s always trying to reach for something he “should” want — and, yet, almost none of it brings him actual happiness.

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to listen to him play

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shen yuan!harem au where he's secretly in a relationship with everyone but isn't aware that he is because of the social rules of conduct and modesty on courtship that don't fit at all with his view of pidw. he is giving people thoughtful gifts, holding their hand and saying things that leaves them wondering whether they just got proposed to or not.

he's been there for a month and got half the mountain convinced they're dating him.

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Shang Qinghua does NOT know the Litany against Fear or else he'd be muttering it under his breath constantly, the boy is under so much stress y'all

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The children in their comfy fits and the little tee graphic I decided to do rather than con prep haha.

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the problem with having an unreliable narrator is that sometimes you're screaming at yourself "child you have no idea what you're talking about" but also he's the only person who can speak to how his Plan™ is going, and he hasn't (won't?) had a chance to recruit any coconspirators to monologue at.

in conclusion: Yue Qingyan bullying Luo Binghe is NOT real, and Shen Yuan has NO idea what a "small" gesture of kindness because he's a ride or die hoe

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Perhaps some bingyuan fluff? The Bingmeification process of bingge!

Sorry this is so late, I’m finally cracking down on my askbox!!! Here you go <3 Bingge getting some head pats and purring like a cat on Shen yuan’s lap :)

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Reblog for reach and/or to argue with me

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Bingge's reaction to seeing Shen Yuan (tiny sized Shizun with room full of merch of him) Way to go on the 900 followers your art is the best.

ty!! I think Bingge would be over the moon to not only find a nice Shizun but also to find one that's already obsessed with him lmao Thanks for the rq!! :D

[ID: A Scum Villain Doodle. Luo Bingge smiles with a flushed expression, his hands on his hips as he stares down at Shen Yuan. Love hearts surround him. In the background various posters, books and a sword tassel on a shelf can be seen. SY facing away from the viewer and up at LBG sparkles in both nervousness and amazement. He is wearing a PIDW shirt that has LBG's demon mark on the back. End ID]

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Liu Qingge's latest medical appointment