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Chibi shen twins

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something i wanna say on shen yuan taking over shen jiu's body is that i often see mentions that while everyone knew, nobody did anything because they liked shen yuan better, and i think it's important to say that they did do something about it, but just couldn't find the cause.

shen qingqiu went to wei qingwei's sword trials terrace three times to try to pull hong jing, yue qingyuan himself tested him on demonic qi and mu qingfang did ample research to try and find the reason behind the sudden change, but none of them could find anything. only after all that did they consider the option that it could be amnesia, and then they decided that it might be better not to actively reinstate his memories because they thought the new shen qingqiu was more pleasant. but, again, that was only after they couldn't find any evidence that this wasn't shen qingqiu. it's still pretty tragic that they decided they liked someone else better, but in their defense, they didn't know this was actually someone else.

i think it's not so much a case of "we like this version of shen qingqiu better so let's not look into it too deeply", it's more like "we tried every test we have and nothing came of it, so the only explanation left is that this is the real shen qingqiu, but with amnesia"

it reminds me of this meme:

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Shen Yuan with lop ears and shen jiu with upright ears do you see my vision

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It could've been for SV rarepair week but I refuse to believe cumplane is rare

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the boys are flirting fighting

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Fanart for “Good Wine” a fic on AO3 written by @/primtheamazing featuring Ming Fan and @/grubus’ OC Zhao De!

he’s just so mean and awful to him i love it

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Yuri shippers: *ignoring the nominal protagonist to ship his various designated love interests with each other*

Nominal protagonist: *actually has a halfway-interesting deal for once*

Yuri shippers:

Yuri shippers: We have a proposal.

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Luo Binghe: As the new emperor, I need my counsel to be made up of people who bring something to the table. I need you all to tell me what you can provide. Sha Hualing, you go first

Sha Hualing: I have a grand army and I would make a wonderful wife 😉

Luo Binghe: I'm not interested in anyone but Shizun, but I'll take your army. Mobei-Jun, what about you?

Mobei-Jun: I can provide my lands and my teleportation abilities

Luo Binghe: Nice, you will make a fine right hand man. Shang-shishu, what do you do?

Shang Qinghua: I am submissive and breedable

Luo Binghe: ...

Luo Binghe: Aren't you our spy?

Shang Qinghua: Yes, that too

Luo Binghe: Well I guess both of those things could potentially be useful

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do they know???

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trying my best to haunt the narrative but no one really gives a shit

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Just spent the last half hour doing this for… no reason

I love Shen yuan icl but that man would NOT have been a thin twink with no body hair, we ALL know how he was living…

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shizun help… binghe is so small but this abyss is so endless :c

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dangerous place for a Lil Guy

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rest in piece binghe you would have loved being shen yuans discord kitten

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This is a bit of a classic concept but a Bingyuan au where Shen Yuan is a streamer. He got into it kind of casually reviewing movies and games but quickly developed a Brand™ for himself with his absolutely scathing reviews of media with bad plot lines, and his account really took off with the publication of PIDW, which he commonly tears to absolute shreds.

Meanwhile, he has a close childhood friend–Luo Binghe, who is the reason he started reading PIDW in the first place and also the reason he hates it with such a burning passion. He wants a character that shares a name with his best friend to have a better life, god damn it!

Anyway, Binghe doesn’t live with Shen Yuan but is happily living out his fantasies of becoming Shen Yuan’s housewife and Shen Yuan never said anything when he obtained copies of his house keys and started letting himself into his apartment whenever he wanted anyway. He likes to cook for Shen Yuan because A-Yuan eats the worst food ever and he thinks that eventually he’ll get Shen Yuan to fall for him for his cooking.

So one day he accidentally lets himself into Shen Yuan’s room after cooking a meal for him to deliver it when he’s on stream. Which means that Shen Yuan’s entire fanbase sees Luo Binghe’s face in the background of his camera as he approaches and tucks his head on Shen Yuan’s shoulder to look into the camera after putting food in front of him and cooing at him that he should eat properly. Which is really embarrassing for Shen Yuan, but something worse happens:

His fans lose their shit over this.

Half of them fall in love with Luo Binghe instantly, and the other half immediately start shipping Binghe and Shen Yuan together, despite Shen Yuan’s insistence that they’re just friends, thank you.

Luo Binghe catches onto the shippers near instantly, and immediately develops a new plan: to continue to drop in on Shen Yuan’s audience. He does this in increasingly affectionate and thirst-trappy ways, going so far as to show up without a shirt on after borrowing a quick shower and becoming absolutely DELIGHTED with the way that Shen Yuan turns completely red and rushes (too late) to cover the camera.

The fans continue to go absolutely nuts, and Luo Binghe continues to indulge them, until:

“You know,” Luo Binghe starts, curled up next to Shen Yuan on his bed while Shen Yuan reads the latest chapter of Proud Immortal Demon Way. “Your fans think we’re together.”

Shen Yuan fidgets. “Yeah. Binghe doesn’t–he’s not uncomfortable with that, is he? They can get kind of. Pushy.”

“A-Yuan hasn’t protested since the first stream that we are together.”

This sends Shen Yuan into a stammering defense that they wouldn’t believe him anyway, and the fans like to ship, and they aren’t really hurting anyone and it kind of drives up his streaming numbers, so he stopped denying it?

Luo Binghe leans in to study Shen Yuan’s face, their noses nearly touching. His hand is curled around Shen Yuan’s hip, and he’s plastered against his side, his other arm behind Shen Yuan’s shoulders on the couch.

“If A-Yuan wants to make that claim, shouldn’t it be believable?” he asks.

Shen Yuan is busy trying to get his brain to restart. “Huh?”

“If we’re to be together, shouldn’t we make sure the fans believe it? For your views?”

There’s something off with this train of logic, but Shen Yuan is having trouble reasoning about anything right now. “I–I guess? Yeah.”

Luo Binghe grins, slow and sly. “So we should practice being together, right?”

“Y-yes?” Shen Yuan feels like the room is really hot. Is anyone else here having trouble breathing?

And that is when Binghe kisses him. Shen Yuan’s mind goes completely blank–but he doesn’t think anyone could blame him for kissing back.

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i made this version of that popular cake meme as a love letter to my favourite artists, writers, editors etc who keep making content about my favourite characters/ship

ermm

I LOVE YALL!!!!!!!!

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.