Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Liu Qingge/Mu Qingfang
Additional Tags: CNC, Dom/sub, Dubious Consent, verging into noncon, airplane's sex pollen plots strike again, Subdrop, little bit of medical kink
Summary:
Liu Qingge gets professionally CNCed by fuck or die specialist Mu Qingfang. Liu Qingge is shocked and appalled to discover that he's really into it.
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I read this fic and now I am in love with this ship. Bonus, its omegaverse!
Chapters: 1/2
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Liǔ Qīnggē/Mù Qīngfāng
Characters: Liǔ Qīnggē, Mù Qīngfāng
Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, Aphrodisiacs, Mildly Dubious Consent, because of the aphrodisiacs, Beta Mù Qīngfāng, Omega Liǔ Qīnggē, Bodily Fluids, Copious Amounts of Slick, i never beta like writing but i beta like mqf in this fic, blowjob, Oral Sex
Summary:
Mu Qingfang just wants Liu Qingge to stop slicking all over the place.
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Reflections on Ep. 3 of LBFAD on rewatch
Liufang Pavillion: It’s hilarious that Dieyi has been searching for the Xilan Goddess for 10,000 years, abducting countless plant spirits over that time, and the moment the Goddess actually appears right under her nose, she is about to toss her life away without a second thought! :D Luckily, a miniature sun made of DongFang QingCang’s (DFQC) powers uneclipses through a portal in the sky and he saves her (and himself!) just as she is about to be thrown into a cauldron full of evil qi, only in the nick of time. Phew, that was close!
DFQC’s bored look that he assumes every time he deals with enemies is delicious. DFQC sees Xiao Lanhua (XLH) as an object to be protected and hides her in his fist (what a contrast to the ep. 9 rescue where DFQC sees her as a person, as one of his people who is loyal to him and he is reciprocally loyal to her). XLH is therefore aware that he saved her, but does not see the devastation at his hand as his sun shoots killer rays at the Pavillion soldiers and sends shockwaves that shake the distant mountains around them. Dieyi is (rightfully) terrified. DFQC, sensing the evil qi from the cauldron and the fact that it and these people are a threat to XLH and therefore to himself, splits the cauldron in half (ha! He should have pulverised it, as he has to return in ep. 15 to do this and finish the job after Ronghao repairs it :D )
When everyone has either fled in terror or been disintegrated, DFQC examines XLH angrily. How could such a weak and pathetic creature, who can’t even protect herself, have cursed him, the most powerful being in the three realms?! No wonder he would “very very very very much like to kill” her. The fact that he can’t is tremendously frustrating and he is boiling inside. His menacing possessiveness being completely misinterpreted by XLH as affection is not only a hilarious ongoing gag, it is the only way these two could have managed to get emotionally close! :D
XLH still thinks that DFQC is an ordinary celestial criminal, because who else could he be? She heard from the other fairies in ep. 2 that celestial criminals had escaped but been captured by Changheng (CH). She’s not yet aware that members of the Moon Tribe were also incarcerated in Haotian Tower. The High Council told all the celestials that DFQC is deceased, so his real identity is the last person she would suspect him of being.
When DFQC asks her to break the curse, XLH recognises the Xilan seal due to her love of reading (an interest they share), especially of history books. She claims she couldn’t have cast this kind of spell on him as she is just a weak little orchid, so he investigates her story by examining her original form. He sees her orchid form with corroded roots, the disguise her parents bestowed upon her. Note however, that after visiting the Great Turtle in ep. 9, her form looks much more ambiguous when Sansheng examines it. DFQC lets her go, believing he doesn’t need her help. In her haste to leave, she drops the Universe Pill, which he picks up. He tries to remove the Xilan curse himself but finds, almost unprecedentedly, that this is a magic too powerful for him to neutralise.
Oblivion River: DFQC and Shangque (SQ) now know that XLH is a surviving member of the Xilan tribe but not that she is the Goddess. In fact, SQ tells DFQC in this scene that the whole tribe including the Shennu (Goddess) were wiped out 30,000 years ago. DFQC doesn’t realise she is the Goddess until ep. 26.
The implications of the curse get worse! Not only does DFQC share XLH’s physical vulnerability, he has to share her emotions as well! (oh boy, wait until he finds out about having to obey her every command! :D )
Arbiter Hall, Day 1: This is the start of the ten-or-more day period at Arbiter Hall which for DFQC, although he complains bitterly most of the time, are in retrospect the happiest and most precious days of his life. Having passed through Shuiyuntian’s Spirit Lock gate concealed by his powerful invisibility cloak, he appears at Arbiter Hall, much to XLH’s exasperation. Doesn’t she wonder where he gets these fabulous outfits from, or why an escaped criminal is so well-dressed and wears a crown? :D
XLH puts her hands on his waist and tries to stop him from entering Arbiter Hall. He pauses. Nobody else would even dare enter his close proximity, let alone touch him! Now this weak and cute little fairy keeps touching him rather intimately with her soft, warm hands and he’s not sure what to do about it. Why isn’t she afraid of him like everyone else is? Even his dominating moves, pulling her body against his and her face within an inch of his own only work momentarily. She briefly glances at his lips then decides she is not interested. “Let go of me” she says calmly. As she pushes him away, she drops the destiny leaf and DFQC summons it into his hand.
Since her efforts to snatch it back are annoying, he teleports her away with a snap of his fingers. We’ve now seen him easily teleport both himself and her, and his ability to create impenetrable invisibility cloaks around himself (and her in ep. 5). This brings me to a side note. How interesting it is that he chose not to use these abilities during a certain underwater scene in ep. 8 to teleport themselves out of the water and conceal themselves, nor to recreate a large air bubble around themselves similar to what XLH conjured when they first hit the water. Very tellingly, he instead chose to provide her with air through much more intimate means, which she was then forced to go along with for many minutes as CH and his troops searched Arbiter Hall! (fortunately for him, she also enjoyed it and is seen skipping happily through the forest afterwards) ;D
Back to the destiny leaf. What a turn of good luck! Lady Chidi’s spirit is not burned and dispersed as he thought. He recognises the destiny leaf as belonging to a mortal reincarnation of Lady Chidi through her Hellfire mark. The leaf is the key to obtaining her spirit, freeing his 100,000 loyal soldiers and reviving Cangyan Sea! Unfortunately, XLH returns and uses her powers to grapple with him over the destiny leaf. He tries to be gentle to avoid damaging the leaf but is unsuccessful. The destiny leaf was fine until they damaged it with their bickering!
Fountain Palace: CH ordered his subordinates to search the whole realm for escaped criminals – ah! But they overlooked the most important place, the home of his love! What a great excuse to see her – he decides to go there personally.
Arbiter Hall: DFQC is careful to avoid physically harming XLH while still trying to threaten her enough to get information about Lady Chidi’s destiny leaf. This is new territory for DFQC. He threatens to burn her greenhouse (and her plant spirit friends) to motivate her to obey him, but will soon discover why this is a bad idea since he shares her emotions.
While he holds her hostage, CH arrives and does not pick up on any of Creeper’s hints! Poor Creeper! She is terrified of DFQC and that he will kill XLH if she slips up (not knowing that he can’t), but still wants CH to protect XLH and the plant spirits. “The Arbiter Hall is very safe. Nobody came to steal a destiny book nor burn the greenhouse. My lord, please look for XLH” :D Why is CH so dense? Having learned that XLH is preparing for the fairies’ examination, he still keeps his distance, not taking up Creeper’s suggestion to give her guidance in person, and instead runs off to make an Immortal Pill to help her with the exam!
XLH cries. DFQC is overwhelmed by her feelings of sadness projected onto him! He realises that if he continues to upset her he will also suffer, so changes tactics to offer her the Universe Pill that she lost if she repairs the destiny leaf. XLH tries to fix the destiny leaf but is too exhausted. This leads to discussions about sleeping arrangements. “Where do you want to spend the night with benzuo?” She is still in danger from the people of Liufang Pavilion and he needs to protect her. XLH is understandably concerned at the thought of sharing a bed with a handsome stranger. DFQC's blank expression when he asks what would happen if they share a bed is priceless! This is the first of many times he looks adorably confused as he considers her words – he is very attentive (and soon, also respectful) of everything she says!
However, he still views her as an object (his one vulnerability) to be protected, so she finds he has teleported himself onto her bed (with his shoes on! The indignity!) He left a liiiittle bit of space on his left side for her and fully expects her to lie there beside him :D He is so clueless! If those two actually shared a bed at this stage in the name of protecting XLH, I’m certain she would be the only one tempted to cross a line (though he might respond). But our heroine insists on being treated as a person with her own thoughts and values, and generally wins every argument that they have. Her charming smile softens his resolve and he respectfully goes back to his own room.
Despite him being so annoying, XLH has already started to care for him, and in her dream, is terrified that he will be captured and killed!
Bonus artwork from the supremely talented clj-art-blog (use tag #clj-art-blog to view all of her fabulous artwork!). If DFQC had been a little more persistent and XLH a little less stubborn. Sharing a bed with her dark protector in Episode 3, posted with permission.
Here is a link to my episode 4 review (contains spoilers). All of my LBFAD articles and episode reviews can be viewed with the tag #lbfad reflections (hyperlinked) and the table of contents to these is here.
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Impossible: Chapter 1
The snow was falling heavily when Dieyi stepped back onto the desolate bridge towards Liufang Pavilion.
Each crunch on the frozen ground seemed deafening as she strained to listen.
She glanced left and right, concentrating all the cultivation she had to detect anything unusual, watching for the slightest movement in the darkness.
But there was nothing.
Her short patrol of the immediate area had yielded no sign.
She reached the crest of the bridge, and saw the tight knot of soldiers on the other side, their frightened faces an unearthly red in the pavilion’s light. Thankfully, they hadn’t deserted. They were still standing exactly where she’d ordered them to. Only now they were nervously facing outwards, hands on the hilt of their swords, keeping a close formation.
But one guard stood apart from them, leaning casually at the end of the bridge. He turned as he heard steps, face transforming into a bright smile when he saw it was her, and waved a hand in greeting.
Damn fool, she grimaced, and did not wave back, but he was already on his way to her.
“Mistress Dieyi,” incredibly, he knelt in the hard snow before her, his head bowed. “We have secured all the children in the pavilion.”
“Xizhi.”
He looked up, as eager to please as ever.
He'd only been in her service for five days. Looking at the way he smiled at her, she wondered if he'd live long enough to grow too jaded to smile. Or too frightened to stay. Like all the other guards, who eventually made a choice between one or the other.
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If the sects aren't color coded then why the bridge that conects them is called THE RAINBOW BRIDGE??
I spent more time that I expected with this, so here are some details because this is based on my hc:
-Shen Jiu is there, yes. In this au, after he died, he became a resentful ghost and took the place of the leader of the beggars / spies sect. No one knows about this, except mqf, and sj spens his days complaining away how everyone likes the impostor more than him and recolects secrets of everyone.
-That's my design for Shen Yuan's plant body. I like the idea of him having shorter hair than the standar as how he finds balance between his old self and new self.
-Ye Qingyong is the leader of the farmers. I don't know they need food and they have to get it for somewhere. So a farm!! Also he's blind.
-Go Qingzhen is the leader of the adivination sect. I just think that Airplane got out of ideas and said "fuck it, adivionation sect, why not?". You can find more about your future in their weekly newspaper (Cang Qiong needs money okay?).
-Ru Qinghuan is the leader of Zui Xian and she makes things go KABOOM. They make alcohol but also some explosive not really safe drinks.
-Wei Qingwei already appears in the novel for one momment socI'm making him a family guy with 5 kids and a wife that he adores.
-Don't ask about the Ku Xing leader because I don't know ok he's a pacifist and buff I don't have imagination left to think about something else.
If you're interested, here's the link to With every bit of my heart, a fic canon divergence with transmigrator mqf!
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