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broke: Laura Lee is annoying and needed to lose her faith and become a lesbian
woke: Laura Lee actually deserves to be the most annoying Christian homo in the world actually. annoy her entire church by being a turbo queer. annoy an entire soccer team of lesbians by being a Jesus freak.
but most importantly…annoy her gfs parents by tricking them into thinking she’s a good little Christian whitegirl influence and then running away with her to start a Lesbians4Jesus nature cult. like jonestown except instead of racial abuse and mass m*rder they all just worship Lottie and have gay sex in the woods
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taishauna queerplatonic friendship I miss u…Scientologist and Jonny d*pp defenders ruin everything
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the amt of times young Elijah wood was compared to a female actress (Mischa, Sansa stark, Winona Ryder) im surprised he hasn’t been “transvestigated” yet. when will some twitter degenerate tell me if Elijah wood has a coochie or not
#this isn’t a pro transvestigation post#obviously#those people think if a female is over 5’0 tall they’re transgender
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im in tears why would u do that to him
#they were dead serious too#why everyone in the tt was same sex except Mischijah#the oc reboot with Elijah wood when#mmmm wacha sayyyyy (Frodo shoots you with a tiny gun)#lord of the rings#frodo baggins#elijah wood#mischa barton#the oc
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Okay, not to pit two brothers in Christ against each other, but a real win on C.S. Lewis's part here:
He would give money to beggars over the objection of his great friend Tolkien. 'Jack,' Tolkien would say, 'he's only going to drink it up,' and Lewis would answer, 'well, Tollers, that's exactly what I was going to do with it.'
(James Como also says C.S. Lewis gave away about 70% of his annual income)
#ok but seriously#was cs lewis like the one Christian who actually genuinely had Christian values or what
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#lewis trolling Tolkien never gets old#almost loses his friendship entirely bc he wanted to fuck with him lmao#cs lewis#jrr tolkien
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"Do you ever wish you could have done things differently?"
*C.S Lewis tearing up as he thinks of dinosaurs in Narnia*
"What's done is done, laddo"
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dubious Mordor mushrooms for sure
rare frodo pics part 2







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lil bros high as olyphaunt balls in that last one lmao
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my favorite part about the brave, valiant warrior king of narnia in The Last Battle is that the person he loves most in the world is an exceptionally beautiful and incredibly gentle unicorn named Jewel who has canonically horn-shanked a man to death (he’s a boy unicorn btw)
#the chronicles of narnia#the chronicles of narnia:the last battle#narnia#just bros being bros murdering two men at the same time side by side
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Tolkien Autism: (sitting in his office in the dark for three days straight) no edith I can’t go to bed until I’ve recorded what each clan of the Elves farts smell like. at first I wanted the Noldorin’s to be cinnamon sandalwood but that contradicted page 3 paragraph 5 of the Ainulindalë so now I’m unable to decide between lilac fields or fresh woodland pine
CS Lewis Autism: hey inklings check out my original fic it’s about my OCs meeting Jesus but he’s a totally badass LION and he’s UNKILLABLE bc he’s got an unlimited god mode status effect (he’s literally god lmao) and he can summon Poseidon and Bacchus and travel through dimensions and gives my—I mean Diggory’s mom a magic apple that cures her cancer and we get revenge on all the kids who bullied me at school and theres unicorns that stab you and dragons and witches and also SANTA CLAUS bc I CAN DO WHATEVER TF I WANT, JOHN!!!!!!
#lord of the rings#the chronicles of narnia#narnia#jrr tolkien#cs lewis#Tolkien: blocked (leaves flames on lewis’s ao3 in guest mode
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Narnia is so batshit fucking crazy… like everyone knows about Lion Jesus
but few know about Chimpanzee Antichrist (who gets eaten alive by the horrifying eldritch cosmic entity Bird God of Darkness)
#it makes sense in context#well#kinda…#chronicles of narnia#uncle Jacksie…u are batshit fucking crazy#cs lewis#the chronicles of narnia: the last battle#narnia
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Okay so when a bird painting says it’d sell you to satan for one corn chip everyone laughs, but when I, Edmund Pevensie—
#ok we all know about the Turkish delight#but lesser known fun fact the word Aslan is Turkish for lion#bro just really had a soft spot for the Turkish ig#also eat real Turkish delight from turkey and preferably another flavor besides rosewater bc I’m telling u it’s better than u think#narnia
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Yearly Reminder that C.S Lewis encouraged his fans to write fanfiction about Susan Pevensie becoming a friend to Narnia and reuniting with her family once again.
Literally inviting his fans to write Susan’s adult, angsty character development with a happy ending.
Do your duty fans. Write that fanfiction.

#cs Lewis: bases Susan and her loss of faith off of himself#cs Lewis: has both a male and female protagonist for every single narnia book in the fucking 1950s#cs Lewis: writes truly intimidating female villains in jadis and the green witch#cs lewis: pays for the real Lucy his god daughters education in acting school#cs Lewis: literally encourages his young fans to write fanfic and explore their own ideas about the problem of Susan#cs Lewis: literally says once a queen of narnia always a queen of narnia like how is there still a question if Susan returns to narnia#cs Lewis: experiences so many horrors that take his innocence#and his novels reflect that reality that unfair tragic and evil things happen to good and innocent kids#ppl who know nothing about narnia except they watched the lww movie as a kid and r*posts like Neil gaiman: Lewis was a misogynist#oh my fucking godddddd stfu#for a man who died in the 60s#never heard a story of him being cruel#harming real women#assaulting them#literally he loved his mother god daughter and wife so much please shut upppp#cs lewis#chronicles of narnia#narnia
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stanning Tolkien and Lewis like some of you bitches stan the Beatles idc idc
#polarbearshipping#jk but still#need them to give me life advice and rip me for my bad choices#my two beloved flawed imaginary uncles#cs lewis#jrr tolkien
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