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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you
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Ways to poetically say "forever" if you're an elf
"Until the stars go out": classic from Cuiviénen, never lost its charm.
"When Laurelin frosts": rapid decrease in popularity for obvious reasons.
"While Telperion has leaves": rapid decrease in popularity for obvious reasons.
"Unto world's end": used once and very rarely thereafter.
"When the sun freezes": nothing quite like a reprise. Rapid decrease in popularity for obvious reasons.
"Until day comes again": popular in Angband, with varying sincerity.
"While Gil-Estel shines": If a fuckhuge winged dragon couldn't stop it from shining, what could?
"Until the last ship sets sail into the West": 95%+ of uses were by the guy building the dang ship.
"When Fëanor apologizes": What exactly he is apologizing for is sometimes included, but largely deemed unnecessary.
"When the world is mended": steadily increasing in popularity and decreasing in sincerity.
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i think i’m not much of a hater as i am a dismayer. my gut reaction when disappointed isn’t always “oh what the fuck this SUCKS” but without fail it’s “oh why did they do that this concept could have been so GOOD”
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Ich habe dies vorhin 9x bestellt um meinen Familienmitgliedern jeweils eine zu Weihnachten zu schenken und ich bereue nichts
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Ich bin Sisyphos, und die Wäsche ist mein Stein.
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unfortunately not the first time this has happened
(the first challenge) (the reply)
(Vanya has informed me that this is getting fulfilled tomorrow, so everybody: watch out for leather-bra-crop-top-nelyo, it’s gonna be good)
(artanis is bratkartoffel25; nelyo is rattle-and-burn)
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why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
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If you've been following me you know that from time to time I'll draw my favourite disaster elf. It's the time
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actually im curious. reblog this and tag the famous man your mom has the hots for. my mom is really into shemar moore and ryan reynolds
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turukáno and anairë. like mother, like son.
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my oversized sweatshirt will protect me from Everything
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Isn't it wonderful how you're always finding new songs and new books and new shows and new hobbies and new places and new people to fall in love with? There will always be things to love, as long as you stick around to find them.
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