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Sir—-let me live

#spontaneous combustion

He looks too good to not post on here

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Okay here's how I think it's gonna go.

Homelander opens soldier boys tube thing and soldier boy says "fuck you fuck nuts you're a fucking pussy, I'm gonna visit an old... Friend" soldier boy then runs out of the big military building they keep him in (still naked btw) and then he knocks out a guard wearing jeans and a work shirt over a grey t shirt and steals his clothes and shaves so they can't tell it's him, he then runs to the parking garage where all the government agents park for work and put of every car he breaks into and hotwires a black 67 impala.

When he turns on the radio it's playing carry on wayward son by Kansas and then he drives to wherever Misha's character lives and when he gets there he knocks on the door all nervous and Misha opens the door wearing a trenchcoat over a suit with a blue tie before saying in a very raspy voice "hello dean" revealing that soldier boys real name is Dean they then lock eyes for a second before making out and having hot passionate gay sex for the rest of the episode until in the last 30 seconds Jared walks in and says "hey so get this, according to the lore"

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😂😂😂

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On Valentines Day? Is that a coincidence, Entertainment Events? 🧐

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my beloved Dr..

Oh, there it is. The silly old universe. The more I save it, the more it needs saving. It's a treadmill.

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#7

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The audacity… to tell the truth in 2025… how refreshing. 😂

It's 2025 and you're still obsessed with Destiel

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We've come a long LONG way

And so did Jensen to be honest

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you don't have to post this (in fact, i'm expecting you not to), but respectfully, i want you to know that i'm onto you 👀 i know what you're doing. maybe you're a true heller or maybe you're not. but regardless, this all feels very suspicious... rogue employees don't get to just make unilateral decisions based on their own personal motivations (repeatedly!) on behalf of an entire company; all of these social media posts have to be curated & approved before they go live.

i believe all of this (the seemingly sudden activity of the spn yt channel and ig page, the cast being outwardly and vocally supportive of a revival, your claims of being a heller on the inside, of 'beating the system from within' & 'pushing the destiel agenda', etc) is all being meticulously planned out and executed by WB as a PR campaign stunt, probably to garner attention & get buzz going for an upcoming revival announcement.

that being said, if WB actually intends to follow through with full canon, romantically reciprocated destiel in the revival, then this is a truly clever & masterful plan on their part. if this is just another ruse or more baiting, however... let me tell ya, y'all will never hear the end of it lmao. i do hope you/they know that.

now ofc i could be completely wrong about all of this, and you could be just a regular heller like the rest of us... although i highly doubt it. this is also not sent with the intention of being rude or hateful, so i hope it didn't come across that way! i'm not going to go spreading this conspiracy theory of mine around, but if i'm correct about any of this, let the record show that this little heller saw through the facade! i refuse to be teased & gaslit again; we have trauma here in this house (this house being the spn/destiel fandom).

thank you & have a nice day 💕

I will happily be open about this! But mostly because you’re so polite. I actually have no connection to the other social media accounts (believe it or not), those are run by a different team. I’m in contact with them, yes, but our posting plans are totally separate and our own.

I would also like to mention that the yt account exists because myself and a coworker pushed for it last fall to our higher ups knowing there’s an audience for it, AND because I’m a fellow fan who could do the material and fellow viewers justice. I can’t tell you the inner workings of my job for NDA reasons, but I really do have a good chunk of freedom. I personally am also very much a Destiel fan.

I will admit to being a little extra with comments etc. at times, but i assure you all I am here to make it an enjoyable experience and to uplift the community to the best of my ability, as that is the first goal of my department and job.

I truly put maybe 2 minutes of thought into the title of that video, and moved on with my day. I am as surprised as you all that these other events have lined up to match with it, as i had no idea they were happening.

I know there’s plenty of people fed up with queerbating etc across the board, i hear you and see you. I’m seeing this as an opportunity to show those in control of production that there really is a desire to see the story they gave up on come to life.

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Heal, so when somebody tries to love you – you let them.

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The mansion was incredibly cheap, in excellent condition, and located in a very desirable area. The real estate agent will even throw in a free car! Just ignore the angel writing a book in the basement.

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Happy Destiel Wedding Anniversary to Misha Collins and the person who runs the official supernatural youtube account!

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Our Destiel Warrior 🥹💙💚

What is, “it’s canon”? (I just know this is going to get me in jeopardy again…)

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What is, “it’s canon”? (I just know this is going to get me in jeopardy again…)

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Jensen (with Patrick Dempsey and Poppy Montgomery) in Blonde (2001)

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this is so funny because either

someone working in the netflix captioning dept was forced to put “no hagas esto, cas” as the spanish subtitle for that scene DESPITE the fact that dean literally says “y yo a ti, cas” in the AUDIO on NETFLIX bc the cw was trying to unfuck themselves

or

dean really was supposed to say “no hagas esto, cas” all along and the latam dubbing team really DID just say No. no. no. you know what? fuck this. *reciprocates your destiel* and no one told the captioning team and the original captions translated from the english script were just. left in there

either way its fucking hilarious and we STILL got Y YO A TI on NETFLIX. so clink clink. its not about winning but we still WON either way! viva la deancasnatural❤️