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[@champion-rocket] Alright, I've got to ask: What's the situation with the cloned birds?

Oh yeah sure, that’s fair.

Basically, due to Lance’s control of the sacred beasts of Johto, the boss was looking for a way to match them, and the sacred birds had been roosting in known locations.

Actually capturing the birds would be way too conspicuous, especially with how much Lance had people turned against us. So the boss sent me, my rival, and the kid to each go find one of the birds. I went to find articuno. After I had gathered a feather from battling it, I had to go to where zapdos was because police had surrounded it and were hunting my rival down. One of the executives came to help too. They dealt with the cops and Lorelei while I got the feather from zapdos.

My babies are the first successful clones of the birds. I couldn’t use them to face Lance, because after the thing with Zapdos they banned anyone from challenging the champion alongside the birds because “they must have acquired them illegally because there’s only one of them” (which isn’t even true? They’re powerful Pokémon but they are individuals of a species pretty proveably)

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Oh, I hope he’s happy with his daughter, good for him.

… yeah. Like. Did I join rocket to try and be a villain because all I knew was the propaganda? Yes. Am I getting a bit frustrated that everyone on here is treating me like the propoganda is real because where they are it is or we did worse?? Yeah absolutely.

GHETSIS BUT A DRAG QUEEN ON ROTOMBLR? WHAT.

I THINK THIS ONES THE WEIRDEST.

NO OFFENSE, SLAY OR WHATEVER. BUT.

Fuckin.

You 🤝 me

In most universes would be extremely dangerous, causing wariness from people

SORRY. ITS NOTHING AGAINST YOU. IM JUST REELING. UH.

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Team Rocket? Hard to be threatened when their last member publicly announced his retirement. Last I heard, his daughter just turned two.

My condolences, the accusations grow tiring.

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Not him. The depressed one with a crossdresser and an old lady. That will try to scam you or run a shitty radio show.

My friend. I do not know anyone like this.

Again, I was informed of this place’s multiversal properties when I joined, I think you’re not from the same world as I am

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Can you shut up and put the funny depressed meowth on the line? Thanks in advance

What???

I mean

[attachment: a picture of a shiny meowth, nuzzling a light brown skinned hand. Its eyes are closed in that happy cat look]

I don’t think my meowth is depressed but here?

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No, that happened when you guys invaded Alola through an ultra wormhole. I lived through the lockdowns while Ghetsis was holding the traumatized kid of the Aether foundation's president hostage in the name of Rocket. This is just pathetic attempt to feign ignorance.

WHAT????

What on earth

I literally have no clue what you’re going on about

I. Think you might be in a different world than I’m in.

My team rocket very much has not done any? Of this???

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You pieces of shit were harboring Ghetsis, the piece of shit that iced an entire town in my region, Unova, with a superweapon all so you could better take over other dimensions in your pathetic bid to establish a multidimensional empire. Go fuck yourself. Pathetic.

Oh fuck no. I’m fine with the general “oh no rocket evil” stuff, working in kanto this last year made that very easy to get used to given Lance’s smear campaign about us. But ghetsis?

Absolutely not. Shutting that down

I’m from Unova. I lived through plasma. I would straight up undermine the boss and take over myself if he tried to partner with that guy. And that’s saying something because I fully recognize that Giovanni is way better at leading than I am.

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... didn't some 12 year old in Alola fight off an invasion of the islands by you with intent to rule it and elsewhere autocratically?

What???? We are only in kanto at the moment- though we have deals in a few other places- but definitely not anywhere near Alola? Huh???

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See, you're not selling the POKEMON, you're selling the tail to gourmonds. And it's quicker to steal and cut off than it is to wait for a natural shed.

Come on, we're not idiots. Like I said, you guys tried to use me as a mule when I was a tween

That straight up hasn’t happened where I am! Like I said, rocket seems to be wayyyy worse in most other places, according to this site.

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Are you claiming you DON'T just steal slowpoke to cut off their tails to sell and toss them out in the wild without any veterinary attention?

Come on man, one of you guys tried to offer me a couple grand to carry a backpack full of them through checkpoint when I was 12

Hello??? What!!!

Why would we do that… don’t slowpoke literally shed their tails naturally… what…

Like okay I’m used to lance’s propaganda in my own world but what? Slowpoke???

Mistreating Pokémon would be bad anyways, like. I personally am way more fond of Pokémon than people but even if it WAS purely on a “roarrr rocket want profit grr grrr” no one would want to buy an injured Pokémon so taking good care of them is in EVERYONE’S best interest?

(I swear if you take that in bad faith. That statement is a what if, it is not how I think and it’s not how the grunts under me think. I know this is a risk, I’ve heard so much about this piss on the poor webbed site.)

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I HAVE NOT MET A SWABLU HELLO? DRAGONS THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE!!!!

[@champion-rocket] 7. What's your favorite type of silly hat?

Big frilly ones with feathers and stuff. The ones that were really big in fashion as a form of expression and stuff. I know in their day they were super stylish and dignified but they seem so goofy and fun looking back at them. Like. Ah yes I look like a fancy bird made my head into it’s nest!

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Is mick your full first name, or is it short for something?

Also how much do you know about zorua illusions and how much do you want to know

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... Before I answer any of those questions, what's up with the blog? Why's it got "Rocket" written all over it?

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[@champion-rocket] 7. What's your favorite type of silly hat?

Big frilly ones with feathers and stuff. The ones that were really big in fashion as a form of expression and stuff. I know in their day they were super stylish and dignified but they seem so goofy and fun looking back at them. Like. Ah yes I look like a fancy bird made my head into it’s nest!

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What's something small that makes you happy?

My first thought was “oh one of my Pokémon” but most of my babies are pretty big lol, and with how much of my life is dedicated to my Pokémon I wouldn’t consider them something small to me.

Hm. I guess… getting to ride on my Pokémon for traversal. It’s near ubiquitous, travel without Pokémon is way harder than with them, but something about being pressed up against my partners, trusting them to carry me as they trust me to guide them, it’s comfortable.

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Yes I joined rocket to be a scary criminal. Yes I am now losing my mind because everyone thinks I’m worse than I am. That’s. So strange to me.

Guess I really have grown lol. Maybe it’s because I became a proud parent of three birds.

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Because I’m an admin of team rocket. One of the top, actually, I’m second only to the boss in battle skill, unless another member is hiding their prowess for some reason- which, fair, never show your hand unless you have to.

And before you ask I have quickly learned that most places team rocket is way worse than mine, I swear we just do secret business deals and shit we don’t hurt pokemon. Sure we’re manipulating a lot of stuff behind the scenes but like, it was to deal with a bad situation in the wake of conflict and stuff.

Is mick your full first name, or is it short for something?

Also how much do you know about zorua illusions and how much do you want to know

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... Before I answer any of those questions, what's up with the blog? Why's it got "Rocket" written all over it?

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Dogmon.

Rotomblr. Rotomblr do we think zorua fall more into the dogmon category or the catmon category.

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fellas im gonna do it. im gonna make an ask game.

What do you think of your name? Did you choose it yourself?

Where did you grow up? Do you have fond memories of it?

What's something small that makes you happy?

What's a neat little trick you can do?

What's your favorite piece of clothing? Favorite outfit?

What's something you've seen that you still can't explain?

What's your favorite type of silly hat?

What did you have for breakfast?

What do you love most about yourself? And don't say "nothing" you gotta be nice to yourself.

If someone handed you a kid's menu with activities on it right now, would that entertain you and for how long?

What's your favorite square thing?

How many pockets is the perfect number of pockets for an outfit?

Just based off of aesthetics, what's your favorite pride flag?

What would you do if you had seven dollars right now?

Imagine you're on a boat.

What's your favorite fairy tale?

What's the first item you see on your left?

What's the first item you see on your right?

Have you ever won any competitions? Which ones?

What would you put in a microwave out of morbid curiousity, if no harm would come to you or others?

What's the strangest conversation you've overheard?

What's your favorite souvenir you own?

What's the stupidest thing you believed as a kid?

If someone made a sitcom about your life, what would be the theme song?

What would you rename the days of the week to?

make sure to send a question to whomever you reblog it from and also have an awesome day