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since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Learn to know your mutual and followers! :)

-Bacon

-Cuddling with my dog

-Sleeping

-The sun on your skin on a cold day

-taking fresh clothes out of the dryer

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Did I have a crush on the Grinch? Of course not! Christine Baranski as Martha May Whovier in How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

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leaked audio from the long-lost holiday classic, Holy Fuck It’s The Gunch

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May i offer you some plauge cure in these trying times

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Thanks, Karen.

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you know normally when people try to take the piss out of tumblr and screenshot some strange but otherwise mostly benign post it’s a little bit like okay, sure, whatever. but then there’s shit like this that truly leaves me speechless

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i don’t care if you’re wearing joey ramone’s leather jacket and some vintage doc martens with 3,058 studs on your jeans. if you’re racist, homophobic, transphobic, anti-semitic, misogynistic, or ableist then you are not punk

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“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”

— I Know What You Think of Me, Tim Kreider for the New York Times