cuttlefishofyokohama

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

Nod nod

Oh look who left the water cooler! They keep trying to climb up the stairs and sliding back down, their squishy legs unable to support them upwards

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Shark was about to go upstairs until he stopped and saw them struggling.*

"Hey, do you need help there bro?"

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

staaaaaaaare

Ꝋⶴ... 𐋅ቹ𐌋ረꝊ!

There's a weird little creature that looks somewhere between an octopus and a five-year-old wandering around the manor. It's kind of cute, if offputting

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

Hello there..

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

𐌕ⶴ𐌀ክ𐌊 𐌙ዐ𐌵!!

There's... well it's certainly something. in the water cooler. How the fuck did it cram itself into the WATER COOLER. It looks a little bit like an inbred mutant octopus except it's green and bears a suspicious resemblance to that cthulhu-lookin' freak from the guild that showed up in the news a while ago.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Shark was going to get a drink out of the water cooler before he jumped back when he saw the creature. He wasn't expecting it and he blinked before relaxing.*

"Hey bro, you're kinda blocking the drinks. Can you move over a little for me please."

*Shark, at this point, has learned not to question why some things are the way they are.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

𐌉 𐌀𐌌 :𐌃

There's... well it's certainly something. in the water cooler. How the fuck did it cram itself into the WATER COOLER. It looks a little bit like an inbred mutant octopus except it's green and bears a suspicious resemblance to that cthulhu-lookin' freak from the guild that showed up in the news a while ago.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Shark was going to get a drink out of the water cooler before he jumped back when he saw the creature. He wasn't expecting it and he blinked before relaxing.*

"Hey bro, you're kinda blocking the drinks. Can you move over a little for me please."

*Shark, at this point, has learned not to question why some things are the way they are.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

blink blink

𐌙Ꝋ𐌵'𐌃 𐌋𐌄𐌕 𐌌𐌄 𐌔𐌕𐌀𐌙?

There's... well it's certainly something. in the water cooler. How the fuck did it cram itself into the WATER COOLER. It looks a little bit like an inbred mutant octopus except it's green and bears a suspicious resemblance to that cthulhu-lookin' freak from the guild that showed up in the news a while ago.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Shark was going to get a drink out of the water cooler before he jumped back when he saw the creature. He wasn't expecting it and he blinked before relaxing.*

"Hey bro, you're kinda blocking the drinks. Can you move over a little for me please."

*Shark, at this point, has learned not to question why some things are the way they are.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

They giggle and bump their tentacle against the inside of the water cooler

There's... well it's certainly something. in the water cooler. How the fuck did it cram itself into the WATER COOLER. It looks a little bit like an inbred mutant octopus except it's green and bears a suspicious resemblance to that cthulhu-lookin' freak from the guild that showed up in the news a while ago.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Shark was going to get a drink out of the water cooler before he jumped back when he saw the creature. He wasn't expecting it and he blinked before relaxing.*

"Hey bro, you're kinda blocking the drinks. Can you move over a little for me please."

*Shark, at this point, has learned not to question why some things are the way they are.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

𐌌ሃ ክ𐌀ጮ𐌄'𐌔 𐌊ጎ𐌌ሃ

There's... well it's certainly something. in the water cooler. How the fuck did it cram itself into the WATER COOLER. It looks a little bit like an inbred mutant octopus except it's green and bears a suspicious resemblance to that cthulhu-lookin' freak from the guild that showed up in the news a while ago.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Shark was going to get a drink out of the water cooler before he jumped back when he saw the creature. He wasn't expecting it and he blinked before relaxing.*

"Hey bro, you're kinda blocking the drinks. Can you move over a little for me please."

*Shark, at this point, has learned not to question why some things are the way they are.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

They nod again, seemingly pleased that he's not trying to make them leave

There's... well it's certainly something. in the water cooler. How the fuck did it cram itself into the WATER COOLER. It looks a little bit like an inbred mutant octopus except it's green and bears a suspicious resemblance to that cthulhu-lookin' freak from the guild that showed up in the news a while ago.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Shark was going to get a drink out of the water cooler before he jumped back when he saw the creature. He wasn't expecting it and he blinked before relaxing.*

"Hey bro, you're kinda blocking the drinks. Can you move over a little for me please."

*Shark, at this point, has learned not to question why some things are the way they are.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

They nodded and blew a couple happy bubbles

There's... well it's certainly something. in the water cooler. How the fuck did it cram itself into the WATER COOLER. It looks a little bit like an inbred mutant octopus except it's green and bears a suspicious resemblance to that cthulhu-lookin' freak from the guild that showed up in the news a while ago.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Shark was going to get a drink out of the water cooler before he jumped back when he saw the creature. He wasn't expecting it and he blinked before relaxing.*

"Hey bro, you're kinda blocking the drinks. Can you move over a little for me please."

*Shark, at this point, has learned not to question why some things are the way they are.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

The creature nodded and moved so it wasn't blocking the water anymore

There's... well it's certainly something. in the water cooler. How the fuck did it cram itself into the WATER COOLER. It looks a little bit like an inbred mutant octopus except it's green and bears a suspicious resemblance to that cthulhu-lookin' freak from the guild that showed up in the news a while ago.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Shark was going to get a drink out of the water cooler before he jumped back when he saw the creature. He wasn't expecting it and he blinked before relaxing.*

"Hey bro, you're kinda blocking the drinks. Can you move over a little for me please."

*Shark, at this point, has learned not to question why some things are the way they are.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

It pushes its way out of his arms into the water and OH SHIT IT JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT BIGGER HOW DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THESE CREATURES EXIST-

There's a creature in the pool. It looks like Lovecraft's true form, kind of, but smaller and a little more humanoid. And also, it looks like a goddamn child. It doesn't seem to have noticed Felix.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Felix has received some complaints from some guests about the creature so he came over to the pool to check it out.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

It flops pathetically onto the ground then clambers to its feet

There's a creature in the pool. It looks like Lovecraft's true form, kind of, but smaller and a little more humanoid. And also, it looks like a goddamn child. It doesn't seem to have noticed Felix.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Felix has received some complaints from some guests about the creature so he came over to the pool to check it out.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

Too entranced by the window to notice

There's a creature in the pool. It looks like Lovecraft's true form, kind of, but smaller and a little more humanoid. And also, it looks like a goddamn child. It doesn't seem to have noticed Felix.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Felix has received some complaints from some guests about the creature so he came over to the pool to check it out.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

confused cuttlefish noises

It goes back to playing with the window buttons

There's a creature in the pool. It looks like Lovecraft's true form, kind of, but smaller and a little more humanoid. And also, it looks like a goddamn child. It doesn't seem to have noticed Felix.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Felix has received some complaints from some guests about the creature so he came over to the pool to check it out.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

𐌀 Ꮤh𐌀𐌕?

There's a creature in the pool. It looks like Lovecraft's true form, kind of, but smaller and a little more humanoid. And also, it looks like a goddamn child. It doesn't seem to have noticed Felix.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Felix has received some complaints from some guests about the creature so he came over to the pool to check it out.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

After a minute it gets bored and climbs out of the tank onto the seats. Immediately starts fiddling with the buttons that make the window go up and down

There's a creature in the pool. It looks like Lovecraft's true form, kind of, but smaller and a little more humanoid. And also, it looks like a goddamn child. It doesn't seem to have noticed Felix.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Felix has received some complaints from some guests about the creature so he came over to the pool to check it out.*

[cuttlefishofyokohama]

It has no idea what any of those words mean, but clambers into the tank anyways

There's a creature in the pool. It looks like Lovecraft's true form, kind of, but smaller and a little more humanoid. And also, it looks like a goddamn child. It doesn't seem to have noticed Felix.

-@cuttlefishofyokohama

*Felix has received some complaints from some guests about the creature so he came over to the pool to check it out.*