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Louder (Dream x Female! Reader)

Warning: Slight degradation, ooc because plot, suggestive, college au, both are streamers but try to hide it, use of real names

Of course he had to be your partner, because what else would the universe have for entertainment? It obviously needs some drama, as it constantly stirs up the stewing and brewing tension between you and Dream. "Hey, could you pay attention at least a little? I know you don't like me, but I won't let your attitude get in the way of my GPA." ah yes, what's that phrase again? Speak of the devil and he'll appear? It's definitely true, though it seems my thoughts are enough to bring the torturous breaths of the man in front of me. I let out a small sigh before sitting down on the stool in the lab area of our classroom. "Well, let's get on with it then." I paused for a small second and then quickly turned my head towards the male. "Wait, I do not have an attitude. I simply reciprocate the energy I receive. It's not my fault you've got such horrible vibes that it appears as my own." Dream scoffed as he huffed into his seat next to me. Compared to me as well as the desk, he looked like a grown man playing with a child and her toys. This led to me pondering what kind of father he would be to children.

"Hey, I told you to pay attention. God....I can't deal with this right now.." I just shrugged and got my computer out of its bag. The bag was filled with my streaming logo and was very obviously merch. I heard a quiet chuckle from beside me and immediately followed the source. "What's so funny, pretty boy? You act like you don't constantly tote around every single item of Dream merch." This caused the blond to scoff and instantly put a damper on his mood, evident from his lack of a smile. Seeing the decrease in energy, mine was increased, almost like I drained his own. Filled with an odd giddiness, I pull up Microsoft Word to begin typing our project outline. "Alright so I'm gonna get this doc set up for our outline so we can put our info and stuff into it. I'll go ahead and send it to-" A ding from my computer was heard as I saw a notification pop up in the lower right hand corner. 'Clay Johnson has sent you an email. (1 file attachment)' I look at the blond beside me and grunt. "I was in the middle of talking and creating a professional work space. You probably put it together in seconds just so you could have ownership of the doc." I open the email with the subject being, 'Get better sweetheart <;3' and click on the attachment. "Sweetheart? Really? That's the best you've got Clay?" My snarky attitude is cut short and replaced with shock when the document loads, revealing a beautiful presentation on Microsoft Word. "When did you-how-" "You and the professor talk a lot, and I'm excellent with my fingers." He chuckled to himself as my cheeks flushed and progressed along with my annoyed groan. "Come on, your dumbass can code a better response than that." Dream began his stereotypical wheeze and cackle combo, stopping abruptly by my palm over his lips. "Dear God, shut the hell up Clay. We're getting stares from the professor and as you said, you won't let my attitude ruin your GPA. Therefore, shut the fuck up." He continued to chuckle from behind my hand, his breaths hitting and tickling me. 

     I let out a frustrated whine as my friend's laughter could be heard from my headset. "He isn't that bad, I think you're just irritable." As my other friends agreed, I cut them off. "Oh, Karl hangs around rich men and suddenly starts saying big words." This left two of the men in the call cackling as Karl sulked. "You're being mean for no reason, I think James and Robert are rubbing off on you." I sighed and rubbed my temples as I heard my email notification pop up again. 'Clay Johnson has sent you an email.' "Ugh, speak of the devil, and he shall appear I guess. Why does the universe just enjoy torturing me?" After hearing this, the three boys perked up and began talking over one another. "Ooh tell us what your boyfriend said!" "Let us hear come oooon." "Guys stop he's not her boyfriend, he's her soulmate." A soft grunt of annoyance could be heard from me as I opened the email. 

'Hey Ms. Brat, 

we've gotta get that work started and we don't have time to work on it in class until Friday. Here's my number. Call whenever you're done having an orgy with the football team. ;p

                                                                                                                              From Your Favorite Genius,

                                                                                                                                                            Clay Johnson'

"Sounds like he's got either a massive one on him, or he's compensating." The call erupted into hysterics full of cackles, giggles, and hitched breaths trying to breathe. "I'm gonna say it's probably the latter, Rob." The three gave each other a look before all leaving the call. "What the hell? They all just left. Oh well, guess I should go ahead and call this asshole. No reason to let my grades suffer over an egotistical dick."

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Are You Serious?

Dream x highly oblivious streamer reader who doesn't understand any of his flirts. S/N-Streamer name

"Alright, come on S/N. Let's leave these muffins, it's not safe here." Badboyhalo proceeded to walk over to Y/N and stared in the game. In real life, Y/N's head tilted similarly to a puppy's as they hummed in confusion. "Wait, but wouldn't we want to stay near muffins because they're delicious?" Dream walks over to Y/N and gets close to them. "Well, if you'd like a taste, you're definitely welcome to try." They let out another confused hum. "Taste what? A muffin? But I don't have any with me. That's just a mean tease, Dream." At this statement, Sapnap and George let out shared laughter while Dream chuckled to himself. "No no S/N that's not what I meant-" "Then what did you mean Dream, huh?" Sapnap was now teasing his masked friend, creating more irritation in said friend. "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up Sapnap. Don't worry about it S/N. I was just making a joke." This caused the streamer to sigh slightly. "I'm sorry for ruining the joke, man." George then spoke up with a sly tone as he walked up to the group after he joined the server. "Hey S/N, what do you do to muffins?" "Uhhh eat them?" The other three knew where George was going with this, but couldn't help their intrigue and curiosity. "Yeah, exactly. Dream was telling you to treat him like a muffin." "Dude why would I eat Dream? That's pretty weird man." The group sighed and facepalmed at the obliviousness of Y/N. "Oh come on, you've gotta be kidding us, right?" "Sapnap, I'm being serious. Eating someone else is pretty weird, you have to admit that." Dream decided to step in again, thankful the group was just playing for fun and not streaming. "Okay, like I said, it's fine. It was just a joke and had no harm to it." Badboyhalo took this moment to talk and surprised everyone with his tone and next words. "S/N. Listen to me. They're making inappropriate jokes and that's why you don't get it." They scoffed and huffed at Badboyhalo's statement, hitting his character in the game. "I can understand jokes! Even those of the sexual manner!" This left everyone in the call stunned and silent until Dream broke the tension. "We never said it was a sexual joke though, S/N." A smirk rose to Dream's face as Y/N's face broke a little, surprise scattered on their features. "How would you know it was sexual just from the context of being inappropriate?" He grew closer to his mic, his voice low and sly. "Unless you knew from the beginning?" Sapnap chuckled darkly and moved his character closer to Y/N's as he spoke. "Wanna talk about that S/N?" "Yeah, wanna share your thoughts S/N?" George had joined in the teasing before Y/N groaned in the call. "Come on guys, it's not hard to put two and two together. What other kind of inappropriate jokes would there be other than sexual?" They were immediately met with answers. "Offensive jokes." "Jokes that aren't suitable for work." "George, that's basically a sexual joke." "What?! No it's not!" "Yeah it is! And that's a double negative, so get wrecked." While Sapnap and George continued their banter, Dream received a private message from Y/N. 'I'd love a taste ;)' He smirked and looked up at the group of friends in the game before huffing out a laugh. The others assumed it was just in humor of the boy's arguing, but Y/N smirked to themselves at Dream's response. 'Then come get it, cupcake.'