cvntroach5000
cvntroach5000
sideblog for my evil alter ego that talks shit
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hi im roach, 22, just a vermin trying to live in the valey of sylus's pecs (this place has unintentionally become a lads blog)
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cvntroach5000 · 6 days ago
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cant believe i predicted caleb boob enlargement
The Lads react to you lying on top of them and making biscuits on their titties
content warning: very demure titty fondling
a/n: i had a vision and wrote this down in like 5 mins
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Xavier 💫
Not sure what you're doing but tries doing it back to you
You slap his hands away
Ok, so only you can do it, got it
Accepts his fate
Who is he to question his lover
Zayne ❄️
This is his life now huh
He opens his mouth to ask what are you doing and what's your thought process behind your actions, but then decides against it and closes his mouth again
This actually has a similar effect to an actual cat sitting on him, cause you look so content he feels too bad to tell you to get off so he can go do other stuff getting Zayne to rest lifehack
Rafayel 🪸
"Don't do this cat shit on me! Are you trying to gaslight me?"
"Gaslight you into what?"
"I don't know! Liking cats?! This seems like a manipulation tactic!"
"You're a manipulation tactic!"
You switch with him so he can make biscuits on your tits instead.
"Excellent argument. Carry on."
He flips you back over and lets you do as you please
Sylus 🥀
"Aww, is my Kitten making biscuits?"
"Silence, Tits McGee, I'm locked in."
He just laughs and lets you have your fun
Actually finds this to be pretty relaxing and ends up dozing off a little
Caleb 🍎
Oh this shit again
"Enjoying yourself?" He asks smugly.
"Your pecs have gotten smaller." You shoot back immediately.
He shuts up after that.
Carefully inspects his pectorals in the mirror that evening.
Isn't sure if they've actually gotten smaller but adjusts his training regimen just in case
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cvntroach5000 · 29 days ago
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• runny eyeliner ✔️
• spit trail ✔️
• "no praise for me?" ✔️
• is looking up at lycaon ✔️
IT was going through HIM
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dude looks like he just gave the sloppiest toppy of his life holy shit
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cvntroach5000 · 1 month ago
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cvntroach5000 · 1 month ago
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People who only saw Sylus's trailer and didn't bother to learn about him further:
"He's a ruthless and cruel mafia boss who will abuse you and take pleasure in it"
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People who actually know Sylus:
This dumbass ate my ice cream!! 🫵🫵🫵
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cvntroach5000 · 1 month ago
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pilot blobbus has been hogging big wife blobbus too much...
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cvntroach5000 · 1 month ago
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҉ ⁀➷ 𝑩𝑳𝑶𝑩𝑩𝑼
LOVE AND DEEPSPACE: BLOSSOM ESCAPE
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cvntroach5000 · 1 month ago
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infold mustve been sweating bullets rolling out the 1.5 survey
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cvntroach5000 · 1 month ago
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filling out the 1.5 survey was more stressful than any exam ive ever written
pls listen to the players infold pls listen to the players omfg
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cvntroach5000 · 2 months ago
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istg infinikki shooting itself in both knees, then putting little pawprint bandaids on the shot wounds and wondering how it got into this situation is possibly the most bizarre thing ive witnessed happen to an actually good game
i imagine they have their hands beyond full rn trying to tackle as many of the bugs as possible, so addressing any of the myriad of other issues they brought upon themselves this update is gonna take a while to get to
but holy shit i dearly hope the feedback comes through and they make a mutually beneficial recovery, cause id hate to lose infinikki, a beautiful girl game, over the stupidest fumble in mainstream gaming ever
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cvntroach5000 · 2 months ago
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Blobbus
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cvntroach5000 · 2 months ago
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"Have you never dreamed of me?"
"Before I was sealed away, I did dream of you."
The flower petals have carried you into this dragon's dreams.
Then this dragon will wait every night longing for the wind and petals to arrive.
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cvntroach5000 · 2 months ago
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snowyblobbu has a car?? he can drive???
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cvntroach5000 · 2 months ago
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Infinity Nikki ( 2024- ) dev Papergames ∞ / ∞ / do not repost.
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cvntroach5000 · 2 months ago
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not the li blobbus rizzing up mc blobbu 😭 low level rpg enemy looking ass, why are you like this
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cvntroach5000 · 2 months ago
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feminine urge to use ability outfit to hold up your girlfriend
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cvntroach5000 · 2 months ago
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My heart can’t take this
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I need all of them
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cvntroach5000 · 2 months ago
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NOT XAVIER PUNCHING THE BUN 😭😭😭
hes so cute in his aggression
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