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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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@furballfaggot
Tumblr 2021: he is SO soppinf wet, my scrimpy little fiction boy
Tumblr 2025: sodomizing and spanking that man #TheCharacter
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steve austin's defense of gay marriage will always be iconic.
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idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos
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killing god is so 16 yr old girl
#just finished sh3 today. what a game#heather mason u will always be famous#silent hill#silent hill 3#heather mason
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idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos
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who the hell is larry
idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos
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my favorite kind of wrestling gimmick is "Wrestler believes themselves to possess otherworldly capabilities, but really they're just bugfuck insane and everyone treats them accordingly"
examples: Gregory Helms as "The Hurricane", Shawn Stasiak's whole "receiving transmissions from Planet Stasiak" thing (fun ring music as well), and then there's whatever the FUCK was going on with The Boogeyman
That’s just Triple H lmao
#IM DA FUCKIN KING OF KINGS!!! I AM THE GAME!!!! NO ONE CAN STOP ME- (loses at wrestlemania again)#might check out some of these names tho#wrestling#gecko boy#asks
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their name is either something like “X-Pendable” or “Ryan From Sales”
idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos
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idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos
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Fortresstuck
#yooooo#this feels like it should have been made in 2012#can’t believe it’s taken this long to put em together#homestuck#tf2
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car dudes are absolutely insufferable yet plane and train dudes are an absolute delight. this means the more passengers a mode of transport can hold the higher the likability of the people into them. in this essay i will dissect this phenomenon and
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boat dudes are in a separate league, that system works like a horseshoe. guy with a tinnie boat? solid bloke. guy with a yacht? has an annoying podcast. guy into big industrial ships? goes back to being a solid bloke
car dudes are absolutely insufferable yet plane and train dudes are an absolute delight. this means the more passengers a mode of transport can hold the higher the likability of the people into them. in this essay i will dissect this phenomenon and
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