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cyber-corp · 14 hours ago

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

#haven’t ever seen that emoji before. beautiful #🫂🫂🫂

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cyber-corp · 15 hours ago

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@furballfaggot

Tumblr 2021: he is SO soppinf wet, my scrimpy little fiction boy

Tumblr 2025: sodomizing and spanking that man #TheCharacter

#look! thas you!

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cyber-corp · 1 day ago

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steve austin's defense of gay marriage will always be iconic.

#AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LAAHNE #CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO #DUNDUN DUN DUUUN DUNDUN BWAAAAOW

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cyber-corp · 1 day ago

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idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos

#YESSSSS he’s almost exactly how’d i picture it #wrestling #cpa

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cyber-corp · 2 days ago

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killing god is so 16 yr old girl

#just finished sh3 today. what a game #heather mason u will always be famous #silent hill #silent hill 3 #heather mason

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cyber-corp · 3 days ago

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idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos

#you get it #wrestling #ryan from sales' DEVASTATING heel turn

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cyber-corp · 3 days ago

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who the hell is larry

idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos

#who is larry? from POKÉMON?????#what

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cyber-corp · 3 days ago

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my favorite kind of wrestling gimmick is "Wrestler believes themselves to possess otherworldly capabilities, but really they're just bugfuck insane and everyone treats them accordingly"

examples: Gregory Helms as "The Hurricane", Shawn Stasiak's whole "receiving transmissions from Planet Stasiak" thing (fun ring music as well), and then there's whatever the FUCK was going on with The Boogeyman

That’s just Triple H lmao

#IM DA FUCKIN KING OF KINGS!!! I AM THE GAME!!!! NO ONE CAN STOP ME- (loses at wrestlemania again)#might check out some of these names tho #wrestling #gecko boy #asks

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cyber-corp · 4 days ago

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it’s…. gecko gsaturday

#:)))))#geckoposting

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cyber-corp · 4 days ago

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their name is either something like “X-Pendable” or “Ryan From Sales”

idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos

#hee hee hoo hoo #wrestling

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cyber-corp · 4 days ago

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idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos

#triple h and tony khan haven’t called me back yet #wrestling #wwe #aew #gecko boy

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cyber-corp · 5 days ago

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Fortresstuck

#yooooo #this feels like it should have been made in 2012 #can’t believe it’s taken this long to put em together #homestuck #tf2

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cyber-corp · 5 days ago

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#duck!!!!

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cyber-corp · 6 days ago

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cyber-corp · 6 days ago

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car dudes are absolutely insufferable yet plane and train dudes are an absolute delight. this means the more passengers a mode of transport can hold the higher the likability of the people into them. in this essay i will dissect this phenomenon and

#👆👆👆

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cyber-corp · 6 days ago

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cyber-corp · 6 days ago

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boat dudes are in a separate league, that system works like a horseshoe. guy with a tinnie boat? solid bloke. guy with a yacht? has an annoying podcast. guy into big industrial ships? goes back to being a solid bloke

car dudes are absolutely insufferable yet plane and train dudes are an absolute delight. this means the more passengers a mode of transport can hold the higher the likability of the people into them. in this essay i will dissect this phenomenon and

#this is what the greek philosophers discussed

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