cyber-corp
cyber-corp
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he/him. 19. Pooftah underneath a heat lamp.I like Daft Punk, Edgar Wright, Doctor Who, Homestuck, and some other stuff. TERFS fuck off and die. Profile pic by @seafooms, Header image by @bluestcircle
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cyber-corp · 11 hours ago
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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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cyber-corp · 12 hours ago
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@furballfaggot
Tumblr 2021: he is SO soppinf wet, my scrimpy little fiction boy
Tumblr 2025: sodomizing and spanking that man #TheCharacter
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cyber-corp · 1 day ago
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steve austin's defense of gay marriage will always be iconic.
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cyber-corp · 1 day ago
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idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos
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cyber-corp · 2 days ago
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killing god is so 16 yr old girl
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cyber-corp · 2 days ago
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idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos
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cyber-corp · 3 days ago
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who the hell is larry
idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos
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cyber-corp · 3 days ago
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my favorite kind of wrestling gimmick is "Wrestler believes themselves to possess otherworldly capabilities, but really they're just bugfuck insane and everyone treats them accordingly"
examples: Gregory Helms as "The Hurricane", Shawn Stasiak's whole "receiving transmissions from Planet Stasiak" thing (fun ring music as well), and then there's whatever the FUCK was going on with The Boogeyman
That’s just Triple H lmao
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cyber-corp · 3 days ago
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it’s…. gecko gsaturday
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cyber-corp · 4 days ago
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their name is either something like “X-Pendable” or “Ryan From Sales”
idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos
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cyber-corp · 4 days ago
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idea for wrestling gimmick: normal ass person who can’t make ends meet so they have to wrestle as a second job. they come into the ring in a dishelved and unironed office shirt. their finishing move is called “overtime”. they are constantly on the verge of crying in promos
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cyber-corp · 4 days ago
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Fortresstuck
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cyber-corp · 5 days ago
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cyber-corp · 6 days ago
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cyber-corp · 6 days ago
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car dudes are absolutely insufferable yet plane and train dudes are an absolute delight. this means the more passengers a mode of transport can hold the higher the likability of the people into them. in this essay i will dissect this phenomenon and
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cyber-corp · 6 days ago
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cyber-corp · 6 days ago
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boat dudes are in a separate league, that system works like a horseshoe. guy with a tinnie boat? solid bloke. guy with a yacht? has an annoying podcast. guy into big industrial ships? goes back to being a solid bloke
car dudes are absolutely insufferable yet plane and train dudes are an absolute delight. this means the more passengers a mode of transport can hold the higher the likability of the people into them. in this essay i will dissect this phenomenon and
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